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If your team can stop the run you win. If they can’t you lose. The Florida QB is mid AF!


Absolutely garbage take. Premium dumbassery.
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Honestly, Mullen would probably be a solid hire at SCar.


You don't want Buster. What the hell kind of name is "Buster" for an SEC head coach? Not big time enough. Hope you get the right guy though.
I want whatever it takes for Norvell to be retained, to occur. Here's to a close one.
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Auburn's fear of Sumrall is so obvious


I don't think it's fear so much as it is weapons grade butthurt. They got so unbelievably redassesd that coach Sumrall still picked Florida over Auburn, despite clearly not being our first choice and knowing a great deal of the fanbase would be upset and disappointed. That's all it is.
Those are ugly as hell. We wore the Swamp green uniforms, we KNOW ugly and awful.
I can admit that 14 straight years of top 5 finishes, even if it was the ACC, is one of the most impressive statistics in the history of the spor, we'll probably never see that ever again. Now go enjoy a season of Ashton Daniels and Mike Norvell.
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2002 Florida.


Losing to us in that era should have induced any emotion but shock.
It's Georgia Southern, and it was nearly FAU under the shark romancer. But for my money, it's Tennessee in 2001. I was SHOCKED we lost that game. (And barn too)
Than KJ Bolden flipping from Free Shoes? Jesus. :lol:

frick you, Mutt, but still.
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What if peyton manning went to Florida?


I truly believe we don't win in 1996. He had some sort of "unclutch" thing in college, and if he'd come here he probably would have found some other tea, likely Free Shoes, to become our version what we were to him. (An Orange clad, "UT" quarterback named Manning still hasn't won in The Swamp.)
Not at all, and this is a pretty stupid thread. But it is hilarious seeing Auburn fans absolutely redassed and bothered that Sumrall turned them down for one of the actual "big boy" jobs in the SEC :lol:. I like Golesh, but you would not have taken him over Sumrall, and you know that is true.
I still hate this crap. I'm SO glad we're just over a month out from football. :usa:
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You misspelled basketball


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What do you mean by this?


"Cracker Jack". Don't try to take offense where none was intended, Jethro.
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You guys beat our asses in our regional like 2 years ago and went to Omaha, you’ll be fine.


You might as well have written that in Mandarin, I would've understood it just as much.
Would rather get a root canal...But flipping through the channels, I just randomly landed on this game on ESPN featuring Nebraska. They have a player named "Max Buttenback". I laughed like an idiot, because I never truly stopped be twelve years old. So there IS some entertainment value in crackerball! :lol:
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We would kill the 95-96 Bulls by at least 40 points. No homer.


I mean, obviously. I will humbly concede that Toon World Jordan probably would be a tough guard, even for Boogie Fland.
But I'm pretty sure the 2027 Gators men's hoops squad might be the greatest team in the history of American team sports and would also eclipse the Monstars in pure dominance, if we're also including fictional basketball teams. This is pretty much a consensus, correct?