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Why do Vols tolerate Heupel?

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 7/18/26 at 8:32 pm
He’s Brian Kelly. He’s James Franklin.

He’s the inverse of a goat coach that’s earned their 10+ shite seasons to run the program into the ground. He’s the kind of coach to keep the Vols peaking over the fence but never able to climb over it.

Just because you’ve lived on dirt pies and Indian street food since Phil Fulmer and John Chavis left town doesn’t mean you have to like it. Vanderbilt just had dollar store Johnny football as their QB and their coach is giga chad Clark Lea (who is a Vandy grad btw).

When are you gonna look in the mirror and ask how you were gaslit into allowing a fat Oklahoma QB to be your coach for 5 seasons?
Oklahoma not surprising….guys like Billy Sims were very common in Oklahoma’s backfield for many years back in the day.
Why you on a sports board and not otakuboards


Ryan Williams wasn’t born when he won MVP



His oldest child, Heaven, was born the year Nick Saban won the title at LSU.



That was 13 kids ago



Derrick Henry was 2 when he enrolled

re: More Bama Trash.

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/24/26 at 9:49 pm to
Tell you what, we make fun of Georgia for the 10,000 DUI/speeding charges their players get, but man….when Bama players break the law, it’s like something straight out of the Godfather :lol:
Can’t really be a coincidence that Michigan’s 2 biggest Big 3 hires in 25 years both have a bit of legal ambiguity behind them. Or at least the roster creation behind the championships that followed.

I think some years down the road we’ll find there’s some really salty old dudes up in the Michigan donor class and university staff that got so tired of the buckeye abuse they just said frick it, we got big bucks and the NCAA is toothless, let’s just take the Auburn approach.



Not like it’s anything new to Michigan basketball anyway. :lol:

re: Always the bridesmaid

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/18/26 at 4:17 pm to
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Gumps know nothing of winning in baseball.


This board is a graveyard around this time of year.

Well, as luck would have it, first time bama is in it since 1999, one of the most traffic heavy summers the rant has had in 2 decades!


Nobody gives a frick about baseball except when they’re winning. It’s football and basketball or bust around here and even basketball is a wash. The only reason LSU fans yap about baseball all day long is because that’s all LSU sports was forever was gymnastics and baseball until daddy Nicky came along.
Kiffin is just California Curley :lol:

re: Always the bridesmaid

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/18/26 at 1:14 pm to
This would’ve carried more weight if UGA didn’t win 2 football national titles in a row just 4 years ago. Shut your arse up and go cry in the corner like the rest of you gumbo munching hurricane victims.

re: Kudos to Greg Byrnes.

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/17/26 at 8:25 pm to
Let it play itself out. DeBoer will be out in 2 years tops if a championship of some sort isn’t on in Tuscaloosa.


Too soon we forget getting left behind Bear Bryant’s good boys like Perkins, Curry and Dubose. Alabama isn’t invincible. There was only a stretch of 7 years where you could say Alabama was truly elite amidst 35 years of mediocrity.

re: Good season Troy

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/16/26 at 6:35 pm to
Oh shut the frick up :lol:

You couldn’t give any less of a frick. It’s the whole world stops when lsu wins and everybody laugh at the rest when other sec teams lose. :lol:

The Wild Bill Podcast

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/16/26 at 1:14 pm
Upvote for yes


Downvote for no
This is what happens when your best player is a short stop who can’t hit the ball
A few things to notice:

Alabama and Clemson had just started their 4 year exchange of post season championships.

Golden State and Cleveland met eachother in the finals every year during that time span except 2018.

If you go by end of year in NFL rather than actual NFL season, the New England Patriots had gone to the Super Bowl twice in 3 years by early 2017. 3 times by 2018.

Villanova would win 2 basketball championships in 3 years by 2018.


The most exciting storyline that came out of that time was the Cubs winning the World Series. Otherwise there was a lot of talent and money hoarding by dynasty programs and organizations for whatever reason.
Why has Arkansas let so many Alabama legends leave their state :lol:

re: Thank you Texas

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/4/26 at 10:50 pm to
Patrick Murphy frickING SUCKS CHOCOLATEY STINKY MOLDY arse
FSU actually holds the world record of longest streak of attending a championship and losing outright

Some perspective on Pat Murphy

Posted by Vulcan Materials on 6/1/26 at 11:55 pm
Imagine Nick winning 2003 and losing the other 9

That is Pat’s career.
I mean if it happens a shite ton of times it’s eventually the head coach of the team lol

Murphy always gave me Ken Ozzello vibes and I hated that butter toast 2% milk motherfricker.