Hester Fan

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I'm not trying to lead a sladerous argument here. I'm trying to lead a logical argument. The people on this board throwing out claims of sacred burial gounds, and also the ones mocking people for being rednecks and what not have yet to make any sensible argument.

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I agree!

The burden of proof is on them!! And Until then, I will slide my butt down any hill I so desire.

global warming is the devil.

Jus sayin.

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I dump my damn beans wherever the frick I want to. My tax dollars pay them criminals to clean it up.

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Yup. And don't even git me started on the prisoners. If it weren't for the charity we display by spewing our shite here and yonder, there would be absoloutely no hooch or contraband in jail.

Now if we could just git a travelin chain gang to follow us to road games, that would be ideal.

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They should let them dig. frick it.

Next time I go to the stadium I'm gonna rip out my chair back and take it home. I might chip out a few bricks from the stadium too, It's my right.

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I hear ya, Bubba!

And if we don't stand up to these pussies now it's gonna get compeletly outta hand.

Can you beleive that some jackass had the balls at last Saturday's game to suggest I shouldn't be pissing on the side of building??

I refuse to sit back and let them commies rob us of our fine suthern truditions.

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Of course, I AM asking a lot. One of the south's few Land/Sea Grant institutions, and there's nobody there that can seem to get fricking grass to grow properly.

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Perhaps it's because the agronomy department is selecting for the wrong traits (i.e. denisty, vigor, growth rate).

They clearly should be selecting a bermuda or st. augustine that exhibits vomit-hardiness.

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We conquered the Indians.

Partying and dancing on their graves is part of the spoils of war.

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OK, I gotta admit - this was pretty funny!

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After meeting with LSU archaeologists and anthropologists this week, the administration decided to erect temporary fencing that would be removed after each football game day.

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They better post a policeman and be prepared for a war, because there are a lot of jack-holes who will deliberately ignore that fence.

Afterall, it's their god-given right to do whatever the hell they want at LSU on gameday.

Many of them are still pissed that they had to stop parking on the roots of the live oaks.

Next thing you know there will be rules that require litter to be contained.

They'll claim it's all part of the "Pussification of Amerika!"

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Tailgating IS their life. It's "Pedal to the Metal" for those 7 home games a year and however many away games they attend. Obsessive-Compulsive NEED to drink before, during and after the game too. Can't do anything even remotely related to the game sober. That's against Louisiana Neanderneck policy. Trash the home and away campus. Doesn't matter. Bayou State slob/pigs don't give a shite about anything but their own pleasure and amusement....

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I think this is true for about 38% of our fan base. The remaing 62% are little more mature and considerate.

Problem is, the immature jerks (of all ages) seem to be increasing in number.

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Better than having to buy wrapping paper and world's greatest chocolate!

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Yeah, that whole wrapping paper thing is a scam.

The chocolate I like, especially the covered almonds.

And so, in summary...

pundit
excoriated
screeds
deficiencies
eviscerating
ineptitude
efficacious
paternalistic
Gestapo
frick

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Passion is great when its exercised with some common sense which we didn't do last Saturday night.

We, the LSU fans, screwed up and our demonstration of poor sportsmanship we directed toward our own got picked up by TV and broadcast to the college football world.

We can now go into any cya mode we wish, but it's really pretty hard to explain away such a display of jerk like behavior.

I would suggest we just take the whipping like a man and try to see that it doesn't happen again, but I think some of us still don't get it.

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Damn straight!