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re: Mulkey at home - Not bad.

Posted by Aggie1965 on 4/1/24 at 8:55 pm
This reminds me of the old Simpson’s when Patty or Selma saw Homer in his skivies when his bedsheet toga came off. She said That pretty much eliminates any chance of heterosexual sex for me....

re: Epic choke by my team.

Posted by Aggie1965 on 3/22/24 at 6:46 pm
About midway in the 2nd half it occurred to me that I once heard a well known football coach before a game giving his team instructions, Play fast but don’t hurry. Today we had several players playing fast but hurrying....
[quote]Lifetime contracts do not work.[/quote] It’s time to recall Frank Howard’s (former Clemson FB coach for youngsters) “They gave me a lifetime contract then several years later declared me legally dead”....
[quote]Looks like some chick named Gail made the NBAAll-Star team50 years ago[/quote] I’m willing to bet this was Gail Goodrich and HE was a heck of a basketball player,...
This is obviously someone who never saw Pistol Pete play....
How is the game going to handle NIL and portal transfers?...
If I remember correctly, the President and VP cannot be from the same state, so Newton cannot jump to first place without a new VP candidate....
I recall being in Glendale AZ for BCS in 2011. An Oregon duck student questioned if we at Auburn had portapotties on campus. It suddenly to me “No we don’t. We have 10x14 ft air conditioned trailers with real lavatories to use.” He looked a bit crestfallen then....
Why did Nix only have 2 series? I don’t recall an injury. The only thing I could tell my wife was the NFL scouts knew what they had with Nix, maybe not sure about Rattler. Anyone with a better explanation?...
A bit off topic I know but my first thought was of a conversation I had with a friend about an acquaintance’s wife who had been Miss Congeniality in the Jacksonville State (AL) University beauty pageant. We both immediately responded “There must have been some real bitches in that group”....
To be honest, the second thing I thought of was a Sam Kinnison sketch when he described his then wife crying, face in hands as she begged him “Please don’t leave me . . . before I have a chance to get you back” accentuated by Satanic look. TBH, first I actually felt good that he had enough sen...
As a proud Auburn alumnus, I hope this is the case. I did know and interact with Bear Bryant in his later years and felt sadness that he did not get to enjoy his retirement....

re: SIAP- Greg McElroy this morning

Posted by Aggie1965 on 1/11/24 at 2:16 pm
Consider the source. “I’m better prepared to be an NFL quarterback than Cam Newton.” But to be honest, he may have had residual effects from the Camback game....
My first thought was wishing him a long, healthly retirement and secondly, I recalled an old Sam Kinison bit describing how one of his wives responded to learning of his liaison with another woman, crying with her face in her hands, yelling “Don’t leave me until I have a chance to get you back” ...

re: Musselman is a thug

Posted by Aggie1965 on 1/6/24 at 1:31 pm
Consider his lineage. If you’re young, Google Luke Whitte and Dave Winfield....
I stand on a declaration I made about 20 years ago; the worst 3 words ever put together are “health care industry”. This comes from a history of health care work, starting working as teenager in a drug store in the 50’s, then as a registered pharmacist, later as an MD, working in a variety of hospi...
[quote]So TV ratings are more important than the schools[/quote] Winner, winner chicken dinner!...
I have learned over the 30 years between 1987 until medically caused retirement in 2017 the worst three words ever put together “Health Care Industry”....