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Historical is the operative word. You are our current bitch. Pretty much everybody’s bitch really.


Not really. Last 5 times we’ve played, Auburn won 3.

The point remains. Fleeting success and historical success are not the same things, and that’s the point of this discussion that you’re failing to grasp.

Daddy’s still proud of you, lil man.
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My reality is the semifinals tonight. Yours is not getting to 7 wins since 2019.


Our historical bitch is in the semis tonight.

Daddy is so proud of you sweetheart.

re: Great year so far

Posted by buckfammer on 1/1/26 at 11:03 pm to
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Can’t wait to see how far Bruce Pearl takes the Tigers in March


Did Kirby learn how to clap tonight?
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where was Auburn?


Watching you lose, like OP said.

re: Pat mcafee

Posted by buckfammer on 12/31/25 at 9:27 pm to
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College Gameday is actually good again now that he has taken over. I bet you old boomers think this whole rock n’ roll this is ruining the youth of America and the internet is just a fad too.


I’m a millennial. But now that we’re on topics that are fads, here’s one you won’t get to participate in: home ownership.

Enjoy, zoomer.

re: Pat mcafee

Posted by buckfammer on 12/31/25 at 9:07 pm to
Indeed, he looks to be quite the powerbottom

Pat mcafee

Posted by buckfammer on 12/31/25 at 9:05 pm
Who decided it was a good idea to give this moron a mic?
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However, it ain't gonna change without Supreme Court approval because limiting their transfers would limit their earnings.


And yet, somehow that same court says it’s just fine to force employees to sign non-competes and non-solicits.

re: Georgia and Alabama are tied

Posted by buckfammer on 12/7/25 at 8:26 am to
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Auburn injured him on an Illegal hip drop tackle


Source on your claim that this tackle is illegal in college?
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98% I say, most are just here for the laughs and in a time of need would be there, in whatever way they could, for you. The rest have issues


Oh I think there’s more than 2% bammers.
First bama to admit that they don’t get called for holding.

Are we making progress with the unwashed now?
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Why do they think a company with a $3.5 trillion market cap (Google) should dictate what a $200 billion company (Disney) can charge for its own product


Because the $3.5 trillion market cap company can easily run analytics to see how much subscribers are willing to pay and can predict with a high degree of certainty what the threshold is for a subscriber to leave in terms of cost.

And also because Disney is notorious for holding their platform hostage against competing streaming services and forcing them to Jack up the price to drive subscribers to their own streaming platform, Hulu. A quick search on the $3.5 trillion market cap’s search engine would tell you that this is the third time Disney has done this in the last 2 years.

This is anti-competitive behavior that really needs to be addressed by a forced sell off of either ESPN and ABC, or Hulu.

I won’t.

I hope a meteor hits that fricking dump of a stadium.

re: What's happening here?

Posted by buckfammer on 9/22/25 at 4:49 am to
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Trying to figure Bama fans out … some of you are laughing at Auburn the other half are closet Auburn fans ?


Sounds like

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Bail me out daddy, help me, I’ll suck some more dick like a good bitch
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Hard pill to swallow for AU folks but one missed penalty didn't lose that game.


Nobody is arguing that. We’re saying that in addition to the scoop & score they called back, the bobbled reception oob that was called a catch, and the multiple uncalled PIs, that the uncalled fake substitution is what lead to the loss.
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Who do you play next week the Sam Houston Institute of Technology?


I play your wife’s chocolate starfish next week. Balls deep.
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Very impressive. If you meet Ball st. in the playoffs, you're a lock.


Congrats little fellow, la Monroe won’t be putting another billboard up in tuscalooser this year.

Posting this is some serious “pick me” cringe.
They should take ok, atm, misery, and ar-kansass with them.
The SEC doesn’t care about the 2 big 12 teams involved in their little rivalry.

As far as I’m concerned, you and the trash you brought with you are visitors in our conference.

Go back to the b12 with this shite
That’s what I’m saying, little fella. You can have that. It’s all yours.
Hey there’s always that a-hole that wears that lank shirt.

Why settle for husky harsin when you can have the real thing?
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Auburn better win tonight because they have OU, A&M and UGA coming up and they aren’t winning any of those.


And you aren’t beating clempson. So here we are, fig.

re: Auburn showing the UAA

Posted by buckfammer on 8/30/25 at 6:29 am to
I mean, they’re no Long Island U, of course.


frick off, child
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how are you feeling Tigers?


I’m taking 3 customers golfing today. I’ve got a brisket on the traeger, football tonight. And I’m about to drop by your place of employment and get a 12 piece with waffle fries.

Feel pretty fricking good baw. Now get your arse back to work.

re: If Auburn loses tonight...

Posted by buckfammer on 8/29/25 at 9:52 am to
Didn’t take long for texass fans to begin fully sucking bammer cock and emulating them, did it?
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Time to sail the high seas


This is the absolute right answer. Last year I got tired of this shite and researched how to set up IPTV. Takes
About $60 a year in subscriptions and 2 hours of work a year with an initial investment of 4-6 hours.

If providers and broadcasters didn’t want piracy, they’d stop fricking the consumer. Simple as that.
You post like you’re mad that Kansas has never won a single game against Auburn in any major sport, ever.