the average bear

90 % of drugs come priority mail. They need a warrant to open anything suspicious. Most concern for legit yet illegal mailers is to not sound or smell and advertise they do. Dildos now advertise their concern is your privacy in receiving your product.
if it is a one time thing, If you have crutches, bandage up one foot real ugly and have trouble getting out of your car and standing. Drop your keys and take 5minutes trying to pick them up and usually someone will open & hold the door for you and you maybe asked by the manager to come to a special door and you are out of there in few minutes not having to go through the normal paper procedures. You are treated not from pity but to keep the line moving.
Try it at the most crowded bank on a Friday with 50 people in line. guy in a suit will help you right up to a window and push a cumfy chair in for you to set on and you are out before the 6th guy in the normal line gets to the window. Use a wheelchair and it Works at concerts, right up to the front. Disneyland, nice never waiting in a line. With the wheelchair it counts for your whole party. It helps at DMV, they have a special line for you that is always empty. Sometimes paperwork gets a free ride through bureaucracy you re in crutches or chair.
I'm just telling what I've been told. I would never try to save two hours by borrowing a wheelchair and of course have someone else drive you. especially if they have a mirror placard.
Try Amazon deliver with prime membership. They have many outlet stores that take up a wall just for amazon mailbox lockers. they email you or text when your package is delivered.
I thought dildos were to send to your neighbor with his next door neighbors name but his address. That's always good for a laugh.
There is no paranoia police waiting to grab you for ordering Xanax from Poland or Valium from Singapour. ZNot without a costly DA approved amount of evidence and amount of product. If that were true, then say I hate you real bad. I get a bunch of illegal felony amount of drugs and things and then call in tip that your neighbor is getting guns through the mail this week. Nothing would happen as long as he says he didn't order it, didn't know about it, doesn't even want it in his house etc. They can't do a thing or this would be an easy get back to an enemy. through the mail. Even if he opened it and didn't sell or use any, possession doesn't count on what you get in the mail unless you claim it by using it to sell or make it look that way by packaging things into little baggies or such.
Wait a minute. My mail just got here.
Okay, what were we talking about?