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re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/23/19 at 7:47 pm to
The colon prep is just a prelude. Get you some Visqueen or a nice blue tarp and lay it down on your mattress. Then squirt and slip and slide. Make sure to clean your bottom pre op or the operator may be taken aback.

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/23/19 at 7:42 pm to
Nothing like an old fashioned colonoscopy sans sedation skuddy. It’s magical!

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/23/19 at 4:16 pm to
I can show my Medicaid information on my new 512 GB iPhone 11 pro max. Sweet phone BTW. Won’t fit in my pocket; the freaking thing is as big as my Yukon. However, iPhone max fits in my gaper nicely (though the refined gold finish takes on a brown hue following gaper storage which is embarrassing I assure you brother). Hence the need for a good colon inspector. If my anus becomes tighter then maybe I’ll just get some nice cargo pants for cellular storage?

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/23/19 at 4:06 pm to
Does he take Medicaid?

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/22/19 at 8:40 pm to
Cheese and rice alright I was just curious you big butch

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/22/19 at 8:28 pm to
Jake send a pic precious

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/22/19 at 7:11 pm to
Jake88 you’re obviously a narc

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/22/19 at 4:03 pm to
Do you have your colon cleaned in Lafayette skuddy?
I know someone that makes rounds in Slidell too friend!

re: Need a good gastro doctor

Posted by FAPPER on 10/22/19 at 1:14 pm to
Goomba, I just wanted to echo your sentiment. J. Brent Rhodes Jr MD out in Lafayette is really the cat’s meow as far as colon specialists. He’s so gentle and considerate. Never an awkward moment with this clown. However, did you guys see that picture in his office posing with that mongrel? I thought he was more of a golden guy!