sheppard smif

re: There's worse out there NSFW

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/6/19 at 5:44 pm to Drew Brews

would check hymens

re: Updated-Wells Fargo stoke $6k from me

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/6/19 at 9:26 am to ProjectP2294

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So they’re working through their process and haven’t actually closed it out yet. How have they stolen it from you?

I do hope they sue you for the title of your post

re: Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/5/19 at 3:54 pm to NOLATiger71

i killed a man carrying a popeyes bag this morning. was a 3 piece (mild) when I opened it up. red beans were good, at least :dunno:

Food and Drink

re: Longest running nameplate in the automotive world has been around for 85 years

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/4/19 at 11:45 am to goofball

Suburbans are trashy

-40

re: 90 Day Fiancé - new season starts tonight on TLC

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/3/19 at 9:50 pm to sheppard smif

I am about to be schasa's thrid wife and this is going to be his thrid child with another woman". :choke::choke::choke"

Wut!!!!

re: 90 Day Fiancé - new season starts tonight on TLC

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/3/19 at 9:42 pm to sheppard smif

I don't like ANY of these people!!!

re: 90 Day Fiancé - new season starts tonight on TLC

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/3/19 at 9:37 pm to ImAComanche

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Dang... beekeeping must really take a toll on people.

:rotflmao:

re: 14 yr old Grand Master Chess player takes on professional--when trash talking goes wrong

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/31/19 at 2:57 pm to Jack Daniel

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Sorry, I’ve actually has sex with a real woman before so I won’t be watching this

I took a couple minutes off from having sex to watch...I have zero clue what just happened there...AND, I missed out on 7 minutes of sex

re: Chef John Recreates The Popeyes Chicken Sandwhich

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/30/19 at 10:38 am to Martini

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And who’s Michelle?

I'm guessing Michelle's his b!tch. I thought that was obvious.

Food and Drink

-1

re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/28/19 at 9:50 pm to sheppard smif

Benjamin went with no hair gel (sweat) tonight, huh.

re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/28/19 at 9:45 pm to AceHole

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He does have a Adam’s apple though...maybe an hermaphrodite?

i can't explain the adam's apple, but i'm sticking to my claim.

re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/28/19 at 9:25 pm to AceHole

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How can he not have any muscular definition? His arms are softer than a females.

I believe a brilliant poster a few pages back made a strong case for him being born a woman...

I believe the poster's name was...jesus, I can't even remember all of my alters. probably paul from Louisville or something to that affect. i, i mean OP laid out a strong case!!!

re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/28/19 at 9:17 pm to sheppard smif

tiny tim licks on that vape pen like it's a penis. that guy is never, eva, eva, eva, eva gonna take Jennifer to pound town.

re: 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/28/19 at 9:15 pm to saintsfan22

good lord. benny and timmy are little girls...and I mean that in the WORST possible way. benny tears up at the drop of a hat. I wish big ang would have bitch slapped the tears out of him.