Favorite team:Ole Miss 
Location:Oxford
Biography:
Interests:
Occupation:
Number of Posts:50
Registered on:10/14/2019
Online Status:Not Online

Recent Posts

Message
[quote]I don't see how a childless adult male can be so into meet and greets with Disney characters. Even my daughter, who loves Disney and was 10 last time we went to Disneyworld, said she didn't want to stand in line for a picture with Mickey because "its just a worker in a costume anyway. Lets go...

re: There's worse out there *NSFW*

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/6/19 at 5:44 pm
would check hymens...
[quote]So they’re working through their process and haven’t actually closed it out yet. How have they stolen it from you?[/quote] I do hope they sue you for the title of your post...

re: Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Posted by sheppard smif on 11/5/19 at 3:54 pm
i killed a man carrying a popeyes bag this morning. was a 3 piece (mild) when I opened it up. red beans were good, at least :dunno: ...
I am about to be schasa's thrid wife and this is going to be his thrid child with another woman". :choke::choke::choke" Wut!!!!...
I don't like ANY of these people!!!...
[quote]Dang... beekeeping must really take a toll on people.[/quote] :rotflmao:...
[quote]Sorry, I’ve actually has sex with a real woman before so I won’t be watching this [/quote] I took a couple minutes off from having sex to watch...I have zero clue what just happened there...AND, I missed out on 7 minutes of sex...
[quote]And who’s Michelle?[/quote] I'm guessing Michelle's his b!tch. I thought that was obvious....
Benjamin went with no hair gel (sweat) tonight, huh....
[quote]He does have a Adam’s apple though...maybe an hermaphrodite?[/quote] i can't explain the adam's apple, but i'm sticking to my claim....
[quote]How can he not have any muscular definition? His arms are softer than a females.[/quote] I believe a brilliant poster a few pages back made a strong case for him being born a woman... I believe the poster's name was...jesus, I can't even remember all of my alters. probably paul from Lo...
tiny tim licks on that vape pen like it's a penis. that guy is never, eva, eva, eva, eva gonna take Jennifer to pound town. ...
good lord. benny and timmy are little girls...and I mean that in the WORST possible way. benny tears up at the drop of a hat. I wish big ang would have bitch slapped the tears out of him. ...
what next? will boot edge edge poll mooselimbs to see if they approve of homosexuality. I can save him time and money on that one...

re: 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/21/19 at 8:47 pm
ahhhhh. the girlfriend!!!! caught me off guard AGAIN!!!...

re: 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way

Posted by sheppard smif on 10/21/19 at 8:44 pm
whoa!!!! jenny's daughter. caught me off guard...