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Yep. That’s why their lives are so fulfilling, depression is so low, and suicide rates are at all time lows.



Wait...

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They sure as hell live longer than Americans.

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A big girl that has tits and an arse is a fun thing.

Passing on it is a rookie mistake.

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I'll admit I did make this mistake. 10 years ago I was working with a company as an intern, I had just graduated college at that point. There were about 10 interns and one woman who even the other women I think talked about as being desperate. Later on after that internship (about 2 years later, a little over 8 years ago) we randomly ran into each other and talked for a few minutes. I advised I had an extra ticket to the event, invited her and she accepted.

After the event we went out to a restaurant for a quick snack and the place had a mini golf course next to it. She thought it would be fun to play so we did that, meanwhile she's hugging and cuddling with me the whole time.

Long story short, take her back to her place, she asks me to stay. We watch a movie, but of course she really isn't watching it and in hindsight I shouldn't have watched even as much of it as I did. She gave me a blow job and we started kissing pretty passionately.

She indicated she doesn't do sex on any first dates (which at that point I didn't even realize it was a date, lol) but after making out I was about ready to leave. She didn't want me to leave, she wanted me to stay, cuddle and sleep with her.

I say all this because she was on the hefty side but in reality was cuter than I gave her credit for. I should've stayed but I left.

To this day that is the last time I have ever been that physical or intimate with a woman. Who knows, maybe she put a curse on me, lol.

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The Miyazaki movies are awesome. BTFO

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That they are. I plan to go watch My Neighbor Totoro tomorrow night. I hate that it's the dub but it's through Fathom Events so it'll still be awesome to see it on the big screen.

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Because outside of South Park grown men shouldn’t watch cartoons

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Oh so anime with highly developed characters, plots, subplots and emotion are for children but South Park is okay to watch? Yeah that's funny when the reality is it should be reverse.

You do realize that not all anime is for children right? That many adults in Japan also watch various anime series?

What that my parents sleep separately? They sleep separately at their home as well. They haven't slept together in 40 years. My mom would literally be crushed. My dad is one of those who destroys an entire bed over the course of a night.

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But they probably kick you out of the master bedroom when they come to use their condo, right?

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My parents sleep separately. My dad would be glad to probably bring down a bed from the house so that I could stay in the master bedroom when they are here. Outside of the master bedroom I just have air mattresses for the other 2 bedrooms. I use one and my mom uses one. My dad would literally destroy an air mattress.

So while yes my dad uses the master bedroom when he is in OUR condo (Did you miss the part where I put down 40k and pay for all the Property Taxes, HOA fees, Insurance, Maintenance and Utilities?) it is not what you are implying. The plan late this year/early next year will be to get another bed and then I will use the master bedroom at all times.

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You’re a self admitted 5 with low confidence, bad attitude, and no cheddar

And probably trolling, but I’m having fun either way

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The low confidence around women I'll admit to, mostly due to my failures. No cheddar? What does that mean?

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OP, what hobbies do you have?

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Tennis (though I haven't played in awhile, trying to get back into playing)
Outdoors/Kayaking
Anime/Manga/Sci Fi
Traveling
Sports (almost any sport but football in particular)
Board Games

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The other poster was me, it’s the same chick, and she’s self admittedly 5’3” and 170 lbs on the left


Not the type I would go after, but wouldn’t turn it away

But her at 150? Put that arse between 2 pieces of bread and I’m gonna eat

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It's hard to tell from the picture but she didn't look 170, more like 150 or 160. She also looked taller than 5'3".

I hope you both can see my expectations are not unrealistic.

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What's your level of education?
What do you do for a living?
Do you still live with your parents in your 30's?
How ugly and fat are you?
Do you have a neck beard?

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- Bachelor's Degree
- I work with a Transportation company making about 45k a year
- I do not live with my parents but my parents and I went in together on a condo. It's essentially mine though.
- I would rate myself as a 5. I am not attractive by any means but I am not fat.
- I did for a time but my employer does not allow any facial hair outside of a fully grown beard so I am clean cut with the exception of some stubble on the weekends.