Datworm

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Last night I landed on TBS as I was flipping around. There was a program with two nerds playong some kind of martial arts game, with commentators doing play by play. I don't want to live in this world anymore

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Those commentator vids saved me a ton of cash. My son was addicted to Jurassic world on I-pad. Only problem is everything has to be paid for to get the next best dinosaur, the hybrid T-Rex thing being the best one. The only way to get it is to basically spend, and I'm not joking, about 300 dollars. After I gave him about 60 bucks, which is easy to do because it's not like you are watching cash exchanged, your CC is linked and typing in a password for verification is simple, I was like frick this. Long story short he became obsessed with these British dudes just commentating on the video games like mystery science theater and I've never spent a dime since.

Tell her your soft goes from soft to long soft to long in about 7 seconds if rubbed right and then ask her what sounds more truthful. Just be ready to be rubbed!