JackTraven

Ole miss is about to return their place in the bottom of the conference

Tell me about ole Miss

1. The Identity Crisis
• “Rebels” but tries very hard not to talk about what that ever meant.
• Mascot roulette over the years (Colonel Reb ? Landshark ? just vibes).
• School branding feels like a PR committee arguing with history and losing on both sides.

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2. The Football Program: Eternal Hype, Eventual Disappointment
• Every August: “This is the year.”
• Every October: “Well, injuries… refs… SEC West is tough.”
• Wins exactly enough games to give fans hope, then absolutely implodes in the most Ole Miss way possible.
• Known nationally for spoiling someone else’s season, never their own glory run.

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3. The “We’re Basically an Ivy” Delusion
• Ole Miss students will casually imply it’s Southern Harvard.
• Admissions standards say: let’s relax.
• Academics are fine! But the confidence-to-reality ratio is off the charts.

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4. Oxford Is Fun… Until It’s Not
• Gorgeous campus, no doubt.
• But after about 48 hours:
• You’ve eaten everywhere.
• You’ve seen every bar.
• You realize the town shuts down emotionally and physically after football season.
• If you don’t drink or worship Saturdays, it gets real quiet, real fast.

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5. Greek Life Runs the Place (Whether You Like It or Not)
• If you’re in: it’s the center of the universe.
• If you’re out: good luck explaining your existence.
• The social hierarchy can feel like high school with more money and worse decisions.

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6. The Fanbase
• Dresses better than most SEC schools — credit where due.
• Also somehow manages to be:
• Loud when winning
• Defensive when losing
• Deeply convinced everyone else is cheating more than them
• Will absolutely remind you they beat Alabama once like it was the moon landing.

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7. Tradition Without the Hardware
• Tons of “heritage,” very little championship proof.
• The vibe is aristocracy, the trophy case is estate sale.
• Living off reputation from decades ago while pretending that still counts.

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8. Lane Kiffin Energy (Love Him or Hate Him)
• Makes Ole Miss relevant on Twitter more than on championship weekends.
• Chaos is fun… until it’s your team melting down on national TV.
• The program feels perpetually one rumor away from drama.

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Lead contact was made shoulder to shoulder. Targeting REQUIRES that the lead point of contact involve the head.

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Not on roughing the passer. UGA would have declined anyway since we’re not soft but still.

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It was supposed to be a throw past the sticks or to the sideline and out of bounds. Past the sticks wasn't there, so they go short to 8 at the sideline, and instead of going out of bounds he cut it in instead. 8 is the idiot here. not the play call..

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I bet you guys score if you still have your coach. Ouch.

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GTFO to the locker room you POS UGA player. Celebrate more like a bitch watching from there

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Melty boiiiiii

Little bitch ole miss posters have vaporized

frick your own face ole Miss lolllllllll

Also frick you

Georgia just learned there is an owl in the house

Ole Miss fans crying about every single throw is funny.