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Well, there's always midget wrestling in Mexico.

Rock M says, "Brett Norfleet is spoken about on national broadcasts as a NFL-level tight end."

Must be the national broadcasts from Panama??

I noticed that, too. A half-hearted effort. I also wondered what was going on.

Yes, a northerner (Norderner in vulgar Minnesotan)

I recall my first summer in Columbia...I thought the heat and humidity would fricking kill me.

I'm much more comfortable sitting in an ice shack taking pulls off a bottle of blackberry brandy, playing sheepshead and not giving a shite if we don't catch anything. :cheers:

Black Friday? I'd rather do ANYTHING before that.

By the way, shoveled/blew snow this morning. The snowmobilers, ice fishermen, and skiers are chomping at the bit.

Happy Thanksgiving, you mindless imbeciles :cheers:

Ramrod is coming. A reliable sauce told me.

Say hello to PJ Fleck. Sauces say the deal is done.

Paddle the Jon Boat!

And after getting piss-pounded tomorrow, most long-time Mizzou fans will wake up Sunday morning and say to themselves, "Well, what shall I have for lunch today?"

You just made me scream like a woman.

Is she the mom of the UAB pitcher??

I can only hope that we'll soon see a dwarf, Asian lesbian head coach.