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re: Texas Bowl - Literalist
I'm betting Navy won't even show up this year. The cowards. ...
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re: TAMU and Mizzou fans... does it still feel weird? - Literalist
[quote]does it still feel awkward and manufactured to you?[/quote] Here's how it feels: You're a high school honors student, and by some administrative frick-up, you're assigned to phys ed classes with special ed students. Some have admirable physical prowess, but you still have to put up with...
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re: Football Scoop's QB Coach of the Year - Literalist
[quote]Ever since moving him up to the press box after the Florida game last season our offense has been exponentially better.[/quote] But it costs $1000 per game to have the crane hoist his fat arse up to the press box....
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re: Texas A&M defensive lineman arrested for threatening to kill residents - Literalist
Oh big deal. It's not like he had a tutor write a term paper for him. Let the man play....
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re: Elarbee headed to UCF as OC - Literalist
[quote]Fans bag coaches for coach speak.[/quote] "We wish him well in his new position"...IS...coachspeak. What he said was waterheadspeak....
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re: Elarbee headed to UCF as OC - Literalist
[quote]He should probably give a shite. And even if he doesn’t, maybe not be a bitch in public about it.[/quote] Agree. A pissed off, but smart, HC should grit his teeth and "wish him well in his new position."...
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re: Elarbee headed to UCF as OC - Literalist
"I’m a little indifferent about that one.” In plain English: "I don't really give a shite that he left."...
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re: Pruitt's eyebrows - Literalist
[quote]Why is his right always higher than his left?[/quote] Eyebrows are straight...crooked head....
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re: Serious question about Aggies - Literalist
[quote]I am actually a technology guy.[/quote] Sells phones at the AT&T store...
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re: Army vs Navy, where does your allegiance lie? - Literalist
I got my Lion badge in the Cub Scouts. Go army!...
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re: Daily reminder that Tennessee still has not hired a head coach; Mark Emmert criticizes TN - Literalist
As a Vols alum so wisely opined: "One Word: Hire Hugh Freeze."...
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re: Any guesses on the new OC? - Literalist
Don't know how thriving the escort business is around central Missouri...but if it's worth a shit, Hugh Freeze may be interested....
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re: Any guesses on the new OC? - Literalist
God damn it. Fire Sterk!...
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re: Ole miss fan not happy about players trying to transfer, Giving Life advice - Literalist
Ingrish! Prease speak Ingrish! Many bad punkchewation. Very spell bads. Thanking you....
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re: Dear Georgia fans: what to expect from Sooners. - Literalist
SMU Master's thesis?...
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re: Concern about Texas - Literalist
[quote]I think they beat KSU though.[/quote] You're right, my bad. They beat KSU 40-34. The loss I missed was to Maryland, 51-41....
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re: Just found the actual footage of Nick Saban - Literalist
Not Nick. Too tall....
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Hunter Yurachek... - Literalist
...named Arkie AD. According to sources, Yurachek is a retired hockey goalie from the Czech Republic. When asked his thoughts to his new job, Yurachek said, "I like much sport. Is good. frick LSU. Thanking you."...
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Concern about Texas - Literalist
In reading several forums and boards, and talking to fellow Mizzou fans, there seems to be confidence that we'll piss pound Texas. I know Texas is 6-6, but checking closer made me a little more cautious than some. Texas lost 6 games, 5 of them were by less than 7 points: #8 USC by 3, K.Stat...
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re: Arkansas should hire Hugh Freeze right now - Literalist
[quote]Arkansas should hire Hugh Freeze right now[/quote] Jesus and Madam Candi Twatt are in....
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