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Central Pork
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| Registered on: | 7/26/2014 |
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re: Heather Denich is woke
Posted by Central Pork on 9/29/19 at 4:31 pm to GoT1de
Her tits aren't big enough to get my attention.
Therefore, she is wrong.
Therefore, she is wrong.
re: Query: What has Nebraska done that beating them warranted OSU leap frogging LSU?
Posted by Central Pork on 9/29/19 at 4:24 pm to otowntiger
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OSU looks like the more complete team. They look more complete than anyone to me.
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Agreed. I believe Ohio State has a superior Defense to ours and their offense is very comparable from what I've seen, maybe better.
Ohio State is impressive on both sides of the ball. Nebraska is not a big challenge, but they beat their arse on their home field.
re: Ole Miss's "party decks" are a bit different than advertised
Posted by Central Pork on 9/5/19 at 4:10 pm to Jeb Busch Lite
It looks like a homeless shelter.
re: Ole Miss's "party decks" are a bit different than advertised
Posted by Central Pork on 9/5/19 at 1:26 pm to Mason Dixon Swine
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Needs a chandelier
Agree.
re: 3rd down/hype up song played last night during A&M game?
Posted by Central Pork on 8/30/19 at 3:35 pm to hg
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YMCA
That is a perfect post.
re: Arky and Tamu fans, a question:
Posted by Central Pork on 8/22/19 at 4:27 pm to Daowna
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I think it's safe to say both teams want it to be home and home at this point. One could have made the argument that the game was a win for Arkansas to have a yearly game scheduled in Texas (Dallas) recruiting wise. But both teams are feeling the burn of losing a home game every other year now.
As mentioned, this arrangement made sense when we first scheduled the game while A&M was in the Big 12. Since then I believe Jerry negotiated to have an initial home and home for the first two seasons that A&M joined the SEC (in 2012 and 2013) but then renewed the decade long arrangement starting in 2014.
I think you nailed it. Good post.
re: "I want it all. And, I want it now."
Posted by Central Pork on 7/14/19 at 10:04 am to Arksulli
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I can now sit back and wait for someone to claim he is obviously a time traveling Millennial.
I was thinking he was just ahead of his time, but that's better.
re: "I want it all. And, I want it now."
Posted by Central Pork on 7/13/19 at 2:16 pm to CNB
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It’s not your world anymore
Really? What authority decided this?
You frickers are owned by the media and don't realize it. Never in history has a generation been owned as bad as yours.
I bet you dig the KFC Cheetos chicken sandwich. Maybe Sonic will come out with a Skittles coney. You would like that. #tinyhouselivingshitheads
"I want it all. And, I want it now."
Posted by Central Pork on 7/11/19 at 5:29 pm
Am I the only one irritated about this repeated Grub Hub commercial? It has to have been written by a Millennial.
re: Arkansas #1
Posted by Central Pork on 7/9/19 at 8:06 pm to Tigerbait357
Damn!
re: Who is the biggest bust recruit in SEC in last 20 years or so?
Posted by Central Pork on 6/29/19 at 8:27 pm to jamboots08
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Is miss Delaware still alive?
Where are the pics?
re: Who is the biggest bust recruit in SEC in last 20 years or so?
Posted by Central Pork on 6/29/19 at 2:51 pm to AUFANATL
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Mustain
That whole situation was fricked-up.
But, the name that first comes to my mind is Gary Brashears, Jr. Parade All-American QB in I believe 1999.
re: Biggest upsets in sports history
Posted by Central Pork on 6/23/19 at 2:38 pm to McMillan
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The 1988 and 1990 World Series should be on the list too. The Dodgers and Reds were VASTLY inferior to the A's.
As a Reds fan, I agree. That 1990 Reds team was an odd team. They won their first 9 games and was first wire-to-wire. But, played .500 baseball the last half of the season. Oakland was stacked. McGuire, Conseco, and Henderson were monsters, and had great pitching.
But, I'd pick the Jets over the Colts as the biggest upset.
re: Ranking the Remaining CWS Field in Hitting, Pitching and Defense
Posted by Central Pork on 6/11/19 at 3:24 pm to LanierSpots
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None of that will matter
Whoever gets hot, will win
Agree.
re: Which Colleges Produced the Most NFL Draft Picks Since 2010? (Sporting News)
Posted by Central Pork on 6/6/19 at 12:36 pm to TideSaint
Thanks for the post.
It seems most of the top 10 have had some good success (Bama is unreal). Miami and USC appear to have underachieved.
It seems most of the top 10 have had some good success (Bama is unreal). Miami and USC appear to have underachieved.
re: Phone use ruled out in Bramblett wreck
Posted by Central Pork on 5/28/19 at 8:23 pm to momentoftruth87
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When its ones time to go, its their time to go.
Good point. I remember a couple in my home town 30+ years ago, was driving down a four lane highway 60 MPH, and a boulder dislodged along the road and landed directly on their car, killing both. Their number was up.
re: Good thing Will Wade did not testify under oath.
Posted by Central Pork on 5/28/19 at 8:06 pm to WildcatMike
You couldn't have pulled a straight pin out of his a-hole with a tractor during that session. Will was mighty shook up. IMO
re: Host locations
Posted by Central Pork on 5/26/19 at 7:44 pm to tylerdurden24
I suspect the people who watch the games decided Arkansas was the better team, despite the record.
re: What can be done about the Vandy whistler? I'm sorry but that
Posted by Central Pork on 5/12/19 at 2:33 pm to deltaland
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An opposing fan needs to take one for the team and just beat his arse imo
I think that is the best solution.
re: Derby cost horse racing a lot fans today.
Posted by Central Pork on 5/4/19 at 6:40 pm to Dick Tracy
Agree.
re: After Arizona, who does the NCAA come after?
Posted by Central Pork on 5/4/19 at 2:51 pm to MsGarrison
If everything reported about Wade is true, most likely the Corndogs. Who knows.
re: This play sums up Ole Miss Athletics at this time
Posted by Central Pork on 5/4/19 at 1:40 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I think what fricked him up was the pitcher was half-assing to the base. But he probably could have got the out unassisted.
re: Fun with telemarketers
Posted by Central Pork on 4/27/19 at 3:28 pm to coachcrisp
Tough crowd in here. I wanted some good stories.
I doubt giving this guy shite will increase the number of calls I get. It already is all day. I usually just hang up.
But, thanks for your concern.
I doubt giving this guy shite will increase the number of calls I get. It already is all day. I usually just hang up.
But, thanks for your concern.
re: ***OFFICIAL*** 2019 NFL Draft Thread - Draft is complete
Posted by Central Pork on 4/26/19 at 8:45 pm to AHM21
This draft sure makes it clear how tough it is in the SEC. 
re: Fun with telemarketers
Posted by Central Pork on 4/26/19 at 7:28 pm to coachcrisp
For some reason, I'm not worried.
Fun with telemarketers
Posted by Central Pork on 4/26/19 at 7:01 pm
I got a call today from some middle eastern guy to tell me I he works for Microsoft and they have detected I have errors on Windows. I've gotten this several other times, but it has been a while. He caught me at a bad time.
I said, "You work for Microsoft? You must know Bill Gates. He and I went to different schools together. I used to bring my lunch and he rode a bicycle."
That fricked him up.
Then I said, "I tell you what, why don't you go frick yourself, you lying cocksucker?"
That set him off. He said, "frick your whole family, and I will frick your wife!"
I said, "Everyone fricks your whore Mom, asswipe."
He hung up. I enjoyed that.
Share your experiences. I bet they are good ones.
I said, "You work for Microsoft? You must know Bill Gates. He and I went to different schools together. I used to bring my lunch and he rode a bicycle."
That fricked him up.
Then I said, "I tell you what, why don't you go frick yourself, you lying cocksucker?"
That set him off. He said, "frick your whole family, and I will frick your wife!"
I said, "Everyone fricks your whore Mom, asswipe."
He hung up. I enjoyed that.
Share your experiences. I bet they are good ones.
re: Arkansas coaching tree continues to flourish, grow new branches
Posted by Central Pork on 4/26/19 at 3:08 pm to piggilicious
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I always really really liked Casey- big heart, kept calm in the middle of a fire storm and that block he made for DMac- that cemented my opinion on him.
Me too. I liked the guy and he helped win some big games.
re: Who is your all time favorite baseball player?
Posted by Central Pork on 4/24/19 at 8:18 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
I grew up watching the Big Red Machine. Pete Rose was the backbone of that team. He is my favorite, but I hate seeing what has happened to him.
Outside of him, I'd say Roberto Clemente. That guy was fabulous at every faze of the game. Great speed, power, and a rocket arm.
Outside of him, I'd say Roberto Clemente. That guy was fabulous at every faze of the game. Great speed, power, and a rocket arm.
re: As the Hedges burn - just the beginning, Kirby is freaking out
Posted by Central Pork on 4/24/19 at 6:46 pm to LewDawg
Where's the pics? Big tits? That's important.
re: Tornado currently moving through College Station [PHOTO]
Posted by Central Pork on 4/24/19 at 6:37 pm to EKG
I've seen a couple of tornadoes, fortunately from a distance. They frick you up. Hope all are safe.
re: JJ Bleday 2 HRs tonight
Posted by Central Pork on 4/21/19 at 6:04 pm to Vandyrone
That young man has a great swing. I hope he makes it big in MLB.
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