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re: Has Anyone Here Met Todd Graves?

Posted by Gravy on 10/21/25 at 2:21 am to
Back to top Posted on 10/20/25 at 10:20 pm to BowDownToLSU Why does everyone think he’s deeply involved in giving his money to LSU and buying out coaches?



It’s so typical LSU. The person they think is so Louisiana and LSU actually went to UGA. But MUH DUCK HUNTING!
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Where are the Marcus freeman fanboys at right now


Waiting to purchase their 2025 Texas Bowl tickets.

re: Don’t boo Army & cheer on Omar

Posted by Gravy on 11/8/24 at 9:56 pm to
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They say this Tiger likes the attention he received at the Circus and it will help him with his depression following his retirement.


Bama rolls. You have sealed your fate bringing in a usurper. LSU will never win a championship again.

re: Don’t boo Army & cheer on Omar

Posted by Gravy on 11/8/24 at 7:46 pm to
Omar is a Florida fan

re: Go for a touchdown, run up the score,

Posted by Gravy on 11/8/24 at 7:27 pm to
Typical Louisiana people wanting a roadside tiger to show up to OWN THE LIBS. Total disgrace to anyone that actually went to LSU.
Only mouth breathing dipshit sidewalk fans think this is about PETA or THE LIBS. Who wants an off brand tiger from Florida to replace Mike?!
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Saturday's


Maybe you should have watched more of these educational kid’s show’s’s’s’s?

Let’s Analogize CFB Teams to Meals

Posted by Gravy on 9/2/24 at 7:00 am
LSU:




TEXAS:



FLORIDA:


re: 9 months of anticipation

Posted by Gravy on 9/2/24 at 6:47 am to
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juggernaut like lsu



That’s not a thing anymore. Juggernauts roll in and win their opening game. Juggernauts beat their rivals. Juggernauts win their conference. Juggernauts make it to the CFP. Juggernauts win titles.

Do you genuinely think that LSU is in a position to do any of these things now? Next year of course though. Next Year U.
This. Right. Here.

LSU lost “it.” Especially in big moments and big games. If stakes are high now, you know LSU is going to blow it. It’s a lot like watching the Dallas Cowboys. Lots of bullshite wins but you know it’s not coming together when it matters most.

The worst part is getting the teeth kicked in at the beginning of the season. All of the joy gone. Everyone else gets to keep the dream alive at least for a few more weeks. They get to wake up in October with a cool snap in the air and think “yeah we’re still in this thing, this is college football.” LSU just shits the bed day 1 and turns the bayou boat from landing on championship island to crashing into Cheez It bowl bay.

Terrible. It’s really at a point that administration needs to look at putting a pause on things for a bit. Direct some of the money back into the school, buildings, research, etc. and then try the football thing again in a few years.

re: 2024 Australian Open Thread.

Posted by Gravy on 1/23/24 at 12:28 am to
Novak's brain is overcooking in the hat.

Sauce brain.
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I thought the Heisman goes to college football's best player?


If you thought this … you don’t know football.

It’s okay though morning cartoons will come on soon lil tike.
There is a lot of talk among the big money people (i.e. state legislators, senators, personal injury lawyers, etc.) that the state is looking to change Tulane to the new state university of Louisiana. It would still remain private but LSU will be changing its name to LSSU (Louisiana Secondary State University) and Tulane would retain the Tulane name but also receive primary funding from the state. This is going to be coupled with a new Saints stadium that will be announced Q1 2024 on West Bank with sky bridge. Big donors are putting up over $1bn to Tulane and Saints partnership and many are saying they will be making a run at admission to the SEC.
Nobody cares what JD stats are playing for the Texas bowl.

Bo Nix is playing a week from now on national television and fighting to get his team to the CFP.

LSU and JD are going to be fighting to get a $100 Best Buy gift card with their bowl swag bag.

re: Last time we hosted A&M

Posted by Gravy on 11/25/23 at 12:01 am to
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Coach O was leading our program for the last time


And LSU could only hope this was Brian Kelly’s last game. Washed up Midwest mayonaise jar on a retirement tour employing his drinking buddies at key coaching positions.

Texas Bowl with a Heisman finalist …
The best player in the country has his team fighting for a CFP spot, not a Houston Bowl berth. Most people from Louisiana likely think JD is a Heisman contender because their ceiling is playing at 11am for some late December bowl game. Meanwhile legitimate title and Heisman contenders (i.e. Georgia, Bo Nix, Michigan, etc.) are playing prime time games and putting on highlight reel demonstrations. It’s okay if the apex of your program is winning the Tony Chachere’s Personal Injury Bowl, but other big boy programs have to actually show the rest of the country what real college football is about.
Elite should never be used in the same sentence with this OL. Campbell shite the bed in an absolutely critical situation last night. But MUH #18.
UT-LSU will not even make it out of the gate. UT’s trillion dollar athletic fund combined with their stellar on-field performances will all but guarantee their success over the next several decades. LSU, on the other hand, is at the point where they have to put on car washes in the Walk Ons parking lot and sell cookies and trinkets to drivers at intersections to scrape together funds to support the program.

re: The NFL is Rigged and Scripted!

Posted by Gravy on 9/10/23 at 10:28 pm to
Tiger971, the knobs here that are obsessed with men pushing each other around in spandex and scoring points for their fake teams are big mad. But you’re right. This is nothing more than professional wrestling on grass.

re: Oh no Excessive Heat Bros!!!!

Posted by Gravy on 8/16/23 at 12:00 am to
I’m just a BAW that works at the plant
The heat and the steam make me pant

I sweat like a dog
I’m slick like an eel
I’m toasted like a log
My skin is starting to peel

Little Braxtyn is crying
His brother Jaydyn is mad
Climate change is real
It’s driving us mad!
Houston is the New York City of Louisiana, so everyone in Louisiana wants to ride that Houston wagon. Atlanta is the LA of Louisiana. Same thing.