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B Hubby
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Scottsdale, AZ |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Hiking, snorkeling, tacky Christmas sweater parties |
| Occupation: | Devoted hubby and father to a wonderful pug |
| Number of Posts: | 49 |
| Registered on: | 1/13/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Please accept my sincerest condolences on the imminent passing of our furchild, Butters. I never told you this before, but Butter’s alpha demeanor and dominating presence always made me feel less than. I’m not outright blaming him for my impotence, but I know you remember how aroused we used to get watching the final reveal scenes of Property Brothers before he started sleeping in the bed with us. The tall brother in the suit would start out by getting a great deal on a fixer upper, then the beefy one would swoop in and start swinging his tools around on demo day. Mmhmph. Anyway, sorry again about Butters.
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Like you, I bought a Jeep during a very confusing time in my life. Also like you, I wanted it because I loved the way guys looked in a Jeep. After much self reflection, I began to realize that maybe I just liked the way guys looked, and the Jeep didn't have anything to do with it.
But I'm now happily married to a beautiful woman, and I decided to keep the Jeep as a reminder of a past life that is very similar to your current one that I can never let myself return to.
But I'm now happily married to a beautiful woman, and I decided to keep the Jeep as a reminder of a past life that is very similar to your current one that I can never let myself return to.
That is disgusting. I insisted on ovulation kits and a turkey baster.
I feel so betrayed. Nurse is telling our business to everyone in the four kids thread. So what if I don't have great swimmers. Now everyone's gonna start thinking I'm not masculine or something. :angry: :angry:
re: This is the LUNCH THREAD: Better Late than Never Edition
Posted by B Hubby on 11/13/15 at 2:00 pm to Darth_Vader
Y'all would talk to the guy in front of me at the gym right now
Was he bigger than me? :(
quote:UGH seriously delish. So jelly.
Half-caf latte and blueberry muffin
quote:Thought you said cock mode LOL! Where's my head today?? Anywho, taking a long lunch today to return that scarf. Did you need another night gown while I'm at Dillards? I know where they are. The sizes are always way off so I could just try it on real quick if you want. I really don't mind. Up to you. Let me know.
Here's hoping I get an easy mock code today.
Oh hey
I'm supposed to be your alter
I'm supposed to be your alter
quote:It was a pretty confusing time in my life. I spent so many late nights scouring Craigslist ads and meeting up with guys to test drive jeeps. You were so patient with me babe. I'm so lucky to have you. I'd kiss you but I just put on chapstick, so...
Husband searched for 2 months around here for the one he currently has
Please not tonight honey. I'm tired and I have a headache.
quote:Hey babe, if you want me to go watch Magic Mike again with you, that's really no problem.
go to the movies in a few minutes.
If you want to man up, the you have to love Jesus. And real men are secure and can admit when another man is easy on the eyes. It just so happens that Jesus was pretty attractive for a dude. Great hair, nice complexion, but he was surrounded by drama and his dad had a god complex.
re: Should Avatars look like the poster?
Posted by B Hubby on 9/9/14 at 5:31 pm to CorkSoaker
I made this name on my own because I'm madly in love with my wife and she's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I don't necessarily agree with her starting fights on here though, but I can tell you that when she says her prayers at night, I can hear her under her breath mutter "...and please watch over everyone on TD...except corksoaker"
re: Should Avatars look like the poster?
Posted by B Hubby on 9/9/14 at 5:24 pm to LSU fan 246
Nurse and I attended a weekend retreat to renew our vows and rejuvenate the fun in our sex life. It was a wonderful experience, and I hardly ever think about other guys anymore.
Well I'm Lsunurse's hubby, B. Hence the name B Hubby. My hobbies include watching netflix with my real dog and some other dog-looking creature while my wife works doubles at the hospital and fashioning my own homeade Halloween costumes. If you got something to say to my wife, tell it to me first. I assure you we have passionate missionary sex all the time, and she has no problem popping my cork and dousing herself in my man champagne.
Woke up
Had to set up reception area while my entitled fiancé sat on her arse and watched from the balcony
Talked my parents into coming to the wedding. They didn't agree with my mate of choice, but they showed up just in time.
Got married
Pics on beach
Reception
Partied with friends for the last time at a bar afterwards
Back to condo
Missionary sex one time
Masturbated in bathroom after she passed out
Woke up next day and went to beach and ate leftover wedding cake in our beach chairs
My buddies still haven't let me live down getting married during a game weekend
Had to set up reception area while my entitled fiancé sat on her arse and watched from the balcony
Talked my parents into coming to the wedding. They didn't agree with my mate of choice, but they showed up just in time.
Got married
Pics on beach
Reception
Partied with friends for the last time at a bar afterwards
Back to condo
Missionary sex one time
Masturbated in bathroom after she passed out
Woke up next day and went to beach and ate leftover wedding cake in our beach chairs
My buddies still haven't let me live down getting married during a game weekend
Gorgeous. Ordered a pair. Thanks.
quote::lol: Babe, please. But seriously, in the heat of the moment, your boobs are like beautiful pink diamonds stuck to hardie board.
Wow, I think I even have bigger boobs than her
Trying to get her to agree to role playing is impossible. I bought these gorgeous matching ice skater costumes, and she refuses to wear hers. Mine fits like a glove and the sequins is flawless. FLAWLESS.
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