Alumni Guy

As a Gators fan, I am compelled to express just how unbelievably strong I feel in telling Tigernation:

That’s a funny @$$ sign.

With the exception of overrated Texas and Auburn, neither of our teams have faced a murders row.

Each of our teams stats are pretty padded. Odd to say, but you will score less than you are used to, but we will give up more than we are used to.

Gonna be a nasty environment!

Drink Bleach.

Love this place

Tiger Nation, I come in peace but expect to receive none. All good. Die hard Gator Alumn thought I’d share my thoughts from enemy territory, like you give a %#$

First, some common ground: just like you, Bama sucks, and I’ll be knee deep in a bottle of bourbon at game time (Woodford, and not Jimmy Beam like an unsophisticated cowbell ringing Miss St fan)

To quote the late Keith Jackson, “Whoa Nelly” this rivalry has gotten visceral real quick, and not just between the fans and players. Even the bands and administrators have thrown some punches.

As for me, I think it’s really “Petty” (pun intended) As a card carrying member of the 99% of an alcoholic club, I liked it when LSU came to town. You guys are rowdy as hell, but didn’t start too many fights (unlike the hillbilly Vols). My type of people. Geaux Drunkards!!!

To the game: the windbags on ESPN are saying your O (not your coach) and our D(not our wiener) is the match up. They are right.

However, our D is VERY blitz dependent to hide our warts at safety. You pick up the blitz, you’ll blow us out. No doubt. Google 3rd & Grantham, it’s real.

But keep an eye out for Greenard, he’s nearing Dante Fowler level of dominance. We will be the best D you face til Bama. We will contain your O, but not stop it.

Our offense is improving, but we really struggle running the ball. Can’t run, means you gotta pass. You gotta pass you gotta rely on your QB. Our QB is only starting his 4th game since 9th Grade!

Trask makes great reads, throws a great ball, and is far and away my favorite gator since Tebow. But, with an O-line softer than an FSU master’s degree, I don’t know if he can handle Death Valley at night. We’re going to get some points early, but I think the well may dry up.

Hate to say it, I think you guys win. And, it could get ugly. I don’t think it will get ugly, but it could.

Tigers 28, Gators 17. (That was not fun to type)

Just my thoughts, like you give a $%#@

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Were Florida people really pissed at LSU band last year about Tom petty?

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Yeah, it really touched a nerve.

FWIW, spread is LSU -3.

I’m supposed to hate LSU, but I don’t. I guess between the Vols (bwahahaha), noles and dawgs, I’m out of hate.

Tiger fans are the right kind of rowdy imo. Besides you and the Barn, who else can take down Bama

Maybe we won’t have helmets, this happened after our win:

Fla equip truck catches on fire

We hate those Jort wearing trash talkers also. Carry yourself with pride, and leave people alone...which also applies to the cops.

They actually enforce open container. If you’re chilling by your car, they will leave you alone. But don’t walk more than 10 feet from your car. It’s garbage

Hello Tigernation,

I come in peace, but I know little will be returned. All good, I love me some trash talk.

I thought I’d give you some insight on your favorite team to hate. Now that the shark humping, buck-toothed, mental midget is gone, we look like a team again. Unfortunately, Coach Macs lazy recruiting and coaching still lingers like a fart in a sofa cushion.

While our team plays hard, they are not that talented and were subjected to pop Warner coaching and strength and conditioning under Mac. Under shark humper, our players were training OFF CAMPUS b/c they could do it better themselves. That’s a true story.

Meanwhile, LSU appears to be loaded on the defensive side of the ball, and you’re scoring more points than anyone expected.

You guys are going to feast on our O-line. They are full of Coach Mac’s three star specials, except out LT Ivey who was a 5* (but he plays like a 3*, so at least there’s consistency)

We are loaded at skill positions though. I’d put our RBs against any team in the country, and our WRs are full of 5 and 4 stars. Only problem is Mullen’s offense doesn’t use them and the other problem is more obvious... Felipe Franks.

I’m sure you all are upset with his flip from LSU to us. To his credit, and a sign of how dog poop Mac was, he’s looked better. He’s no Tom Brady, but he’s not Ryan Leaf either. However, he just does not fits Mullen’s scheme. He looks like a damn giraffe when he runs and has the acceleration of an East German sedan.

Our d plays hard, but they just aren’t that talented. Our D line is better than average, our LBs are garbage, and our
and secondary is young. We rely heavily on the blitz, which leaves us vulnerable at times. I think you guys are gonna put points up.

I doubt you’re still reading this, but here goes. Close game through the 1st half, eventually the talent gap will show. The swamp should be rocking, (especially after singing “I won’t back down” without interruption!)which will help but won’t be enough. In the end, LSU pulls away for a 24–13 win.

Anyway, those are the thoughts of a Gators fan, like you give a #%&$.

I hate auburn too, like you give a $&%# or two about a Gators opinion