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Wojciech Szczesny on John Terry

Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:03 pm
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:03 pm
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Asked for his views on Chelsea’s moronic shinpad-wearing, celebration hogging, cunny of a captain, Szczesny revealed that the Arsenal team regularly use ‘John Terry’ as a synonym for an ugly girl.

“At Arsenal it [the name John Terry] is another word for an ugly girl.

“If there’s a girl around that we don’t really like, we use it as a smokescreen/codename: ‘Have you seen John Terry recently?’

“He’s terrible. I recommend this, it really works!”


Legend
Posted by BobLoblaw
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Member since Mar 2011
2324 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:06 pm to
Genius.

Are Terry and Ashley Cole the least respected players in the epl? I'd hate to be a new player going into that locker room, level of douche would be off the charts
Posted by adammwilson
Carrollton (GA)
Member since Jul 2009
21519 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

Ashley Cole the least respected players in the epl?


can someone explain this to me?
Posted by BobLoblaw
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:24 pm to
I don't want to go into detail but I'm sure his wiki will explain the way he left champion arsenal for new money Chelsea, how he cheated on his superstar wife and how he shot a Chelsea intern with a BB gun in the locker room.

Or just watch any interview with him and youll probably understand.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:28 pm to
I'm going to start using this term.
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:31 pm to
And to other people those names mean the two toughest, rock solid defenders in the EPL.

Szczesny is what Chelsea players call someone who has never won a fricking thing in his career and should keep his mouth shut.
Posted by BobLoblaw
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Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:35 pm to
Did anyone ever say they were bad defenders?

Personally I'd prefer to build a team around some real leaders with at least a little bit of moral fiber
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:36 pm to
Nobody questions their defense prowess. Everybody knows that Cole and Terry are world class players.

Only Chelsea fans defend the "integrity" and "class" of their douche bag players.

Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Szczesny is what Chelsea players call someone who has never won a fricking thing in his career and should keep his mouth shut.



boom?
Posted by BobLoblaw
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
2324 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Szczesny is what Chelsea players call someone who has never won a fricking thing in his career and should keep his mouth shut.


Chelsea have won titles and trophys because of your ultra rich Russian billionaire owner. So spare me
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Nobody questions their defense prowess. Everybody knows that Cole and Terry are world class players.

Only Chelsea fans defend the "integrity" and "class" of their douche bag players.


Defending douche bag players is not dench IMHO. Unless those douches are Balotelli & Frimpong.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Did anyone ever say they were bad defenders?

Personally I'd prefer to build a team around some real leaders with at least a little bit of moral fiber

Pssh. Winning is more important than morality. What do you think this is, a church league softball team?















/sarcasm
Posted by Jumbeauxlaya
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
18083 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:43 pm to
quote:


Szczesny is what Chelsea players call someone who has never won a fricking thing in his career and should keep his mouth shut.


Damn, he mad.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:47 pm to
FFFFFFFFFFURIOUS!!!
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Szczesny is what Chelsea players call someone who has never won a fricking thing in his career and should keep his mouth shut.



So they call him Chelsea prior to the Russian when no one outside of London liked them.
Posted by BobLoblaw
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
2324 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

So they call him Chelsea prior to the Russian when no one outside of London liked them.


Much more effective than what I went with
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
6073 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

So they call him Chelsea prior to the Russian when no one outside of London liked them.


I would be ok with people giving the nick name "John Terry" to Bastian Schweinsteiger.

One who queefs penalties in the biggest match of his life.
Posted by BobLoblaw
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
2324 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

UPT


An Alabama/Chelsea fan? I think we've found the Antichrist

Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
6073 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

An Alabama/Chelsea/Saints fan? I think we've found a Champion
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 5/22/12 at 2:07 pm to
quote:


I would be ok with people giving the nick name "John Terry" to Bastian Schweinsteiger.

One who queefs penalties in the biggest match of his life.


Who REALLY says "queef" anymore?

Also, take that back about Schweiney you Jew sympathizing piece of shite.
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