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re: *The 2012 TD.com Soccer Board 2 Chainz True arse, No Lie Awards Ceremony Thread*
Posted on 12/29/12 at 11:13 am to RandySavage
Posted on 12/29/12 at 11:13 am to RandySavage
PULL UP TO THE SCENE AND MY CEILING MISSIN
Posted on 12/29/12 at 11:44 am to PTBob
Rest of the player awards will be up this afternoon.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:15 pm to WarSlamEagle
I'm with Mou here, Buffon got robbed.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:19 pm to WarSlamEagle
The guy who got benched is the best keeper? Give me a break.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:22 pm to hendersonshands
I JUST TALLY THE VOTES
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:23 pm to WarSlamEagle
Yeah, "tally" the votes. I'm not falling for your shite.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:24 pm to hendersonshands
I didn't even vote for Iker. I voted for Buffon...
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:40 pm to WarSlamEagle
Does it say who voted for what choice? If so, you should probably post those usernames so we can rethink our dumbest poster nominations.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:41 pm to Bho
It´s Iker. Good God, you people are a bunch of bitches. It´s Neuer´s turn next.
Buffon and Cech are over the hill.
Buffon and Cech are over the hill.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:52 pm to Dandy Lion
Please, ladies and gentlemen, settle. Please refrain from throwing your food at Mr. Casillas.
Now that I have the floor again, we'll continue with the Player Awards.
Presenting the award for best defender, someone who has shot up in popularity over the last month or so. His relationship with one of America's most famous defenders makes him a lock for this honor. Please welcome Alexi Lalas's Mustache!
ALM: And the winner is...Vincent Kompany!
(John Terry stands up and launches a tirade of racial slurs as Kompany receives the award. Joey Barton is nowhere to be found.)
Now presenting the award for BEST MIDFIELDER, formerly of Manchester United, Real Madrid, and the Los Angeles Galaxy...David Beckham!
David Beckham: (riding on a speedboat, holding up a sign that reads Andres Iniesta!)
(CR7 is not impressed, again. If you thought his pouting face was ridiculous during the UEFA Player of the Year ceremony, you should see his dismay on not receiving this infinitely more prestigious award.)
And, now, the BEST FORWARD award will be presented by the legendary Godfrey Chitalu of the Kabwe Warriors!
Godfrey Chitalu: Messi may have won this award, but he didn't even come close to breaking my calendar year goal mark of 107 in 1972. This is just a case of prejudice and unwillingness to believe nonexistent evidence. I'm out of here...
(Producer's Note: I think Godfrey Chitalu is dead.)
We close out the player awards with this special video presentation. Here is the winner of the GOAL OF THE YEAR award...Zlatan Ibrahimovic's bicycle kick versus England!
LINK to Goal
(Zlatan smiles upon our puny awards ceremony now. Huzzah!)
Ladies and gentlemen, that wraps up this afternoon's portion of the player awards. We will return in a few hours to hand out the trophies you've all been waiting for...the Poster Awards!
Until then, please enjoy Mr. Chainz and special guest Drake as they perform their hit song "No Lie" for three solid hours!
Now that I have the floor again, we'll continue with the Player Awards.
Presenting the award for best defender, someone who has shot up in popularity over the last month or so. His relationship with one of America's most famous defenders makes him a lock for this honor. Please welcome Alexi Lalas's Mustache!
ALM: And the winner is...Vincent Kompany!
quote:
Vincent Kompany: 46.5%
Mats Hummels and Philipp Lahm: 11.6%
Gerard Pique and John Terry: 9.3%
Jordi Alba: 7.0%
Nemanja Vidic: 4.7%
(John Terry stands up and launches a tirade of racial slurs as Kompany receives the award. Joey Barton is nowhere to be found.)
Now presenting the award for BEST MIDFIELDER, formerly of Manchester United, Real Madrid, and the Los Angeles Galaxy...David Beckham!
David Beckham: (riding on a speedboat, holding up a sign that reads Andres Iniesta!)
quote:
Andres Iniesta: 57.1%[/b]
Cristiano Ronaldo: 28.6%
Xabi Alonso and Xavi: 7.1%
(CR7 is not impressed, again. If you thought his pouting face was ridiculous during the UEFA Player of the Year ceremony, you should see his dismay on not receiving this infinitely more prestigious award.)
And, now, the BEST FORWARD award will be presented by the legendary Godfrey Chitalu of the Kabwe Warriors!
Godfrey Chitalu: Messi may have won this award, but he didn't even come close to breaking my calendar year goal mark of 107 in 1972. This is just a case of prejudice and unwillingness to believe nonexistent evidence. I'm out of here...
quote:
Lionel Messi: 73.8%
Radamel Falcao: 16.7%
Chris Wondolowski and Robin van Persie: 4.8%
(Producer's Note: I think Godfrey Chitalu is dead.)
We close out the player awards with this special video presentation. Here is the winner of the GOAL OF THE YEAR award...Zlatan Ibrahimovic's bicycle kick versus England!
LINK to Goal
quote:
Zlatan's Bike vs. England: 41.9%
Papiss Cisse's Bender vs. Chelsea: 34.9%
Suarez's Tap x3 vs. Newcastle: 11.6%
Benezema's Volley vs. Osasuna and Aguero's Title Winner vs. QPR: 4.7%
Neymar's Slalom vs. Flamengo: 2.3%
(Zlatan smiles upon our puny awards ceremony now. Huzzah!)
Ladies and gentlemen, that wraps up this afternoon's portion of the player awards. We will return in a few hours to hand out the trophies you've all been waiting for...the Poster Awards!
Until then, please enjoy Mr. Chainz and special guest Drake as they perform their hit song "No Lie" for three solid hours!
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:05 pm to WarSlamEagle
Stand by for results!? 20 minutes of standby? FTGE
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:15 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
hendersonshands
You were a topic of discussion today. It was revealing and liberating. You should have been there.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:25 pm to WarSlamEagle
quote:
Vincent Kompany
I´ve always liked this guy. Always. Breaks my heart he never went to Spain.
Anyway, the important question is, is he not still under performing, with respect to his amazing potential?
I say a shaky but fairly firm, yes.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:50 pm to WarSlamEagle
Apparently I disagree with the board on virtually every category
Posted on 12/29/12 at 3:01 pm to Bho
He´s either multi tasking, or someone´s got to get on the stationary bike and power up the internet connection.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 3:15 pm to hendersonshands
Sorry, got recruited to put Christmas decorations up.
I'll post the rest of the results later. Won't have time for a full writeup, probably.
I'll post the rest of the results later. Won't have time for a full writeup, probably.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 4:00 pm to Dandy Lion
quote:
It´s Neuer´s turn next.
Gonna have to stop getting beat at the near post by headers in clutch situations first.
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