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Soccer board meltdown scenarios

Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:09 pm
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:09 pm
In lieu of the tm7 news and meltdown of the rant what is something that would cause a meltdown of this board? Considering we're all usmnt fans I assume it would have something to do with that perhaps a big injury or the day stubear gets married.
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:12 pm to
Get to the World Cup final. Lose to Mexico
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:13 pm to
- Mexico wins the WC on American soil
- Clint Dempsey (can I draft him?) stops his rap career
- Balotelli's murder
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:15 pm to
Anything USMNT related

Alex Morgan turns out to have a dick

Randy Savage commits suicide (wait, that would be a celebration)

Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24814 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Atom-Z
Member since Jun 2012
2307 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

- Mexico wins the WC on American soil

Thats disgusting
Posted by 20legend
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2007
1379 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:22 pm to
Liverpool wins the Prem,FA Cup and Champions League in the same year.
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Liverpool wins the Prem,FA Cup and Champions League in the same year.

Crazier things have never happened.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31264 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

- Mexico wins the WC on American soil

Yeah, that is the worst.

Stu Bear gets married
Ray Hudson loses his vocal cords
Arsenal spends money with no regardless for FFP
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:28 pm to
If the board, as a whole, can navigate the Chelsea-themed Troll-90, I think it can handle Liverpool winning something
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Alex Morgan turns out to have a dick


methinks you don't know how the soccer board works, this would be A+++ good news
Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

methinks you don't know how the soccer board works, this would be A+++ good news
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25606 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Alex Morgan starts dating Chicharito


FIFY
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:15 pm to
Classic Soccer Board Meltdowns:

Extremely impotent edit: 2012 US draw against Guatemala

2012 Chelsea Champions League Final Victory

2012 Olympic Qualifying Catastrophe

2011 USWNT World Cup loss to Japan

2011 US choke against Mexico

2011 US choke against Panama

2011 Eboue Handball vs Liverpool

2011 Newcastle 4 Arsenal 4

2010 US loss to Ghana

2010 Charlie Davies not getting called into pre-World Cup camp (mainly a thenry meltdown)

Anytime Barcelona is awarded a penalty

Anytime anyone suggests Fat Frank is a better player than Xavi



Future:

The inevitable Beowulf Rapture
This post was edited on 8/10/12 at 2:17 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

2012 Olympic Qualifying Catastrophe

That was a dark, dark night. I put a curse on my Spanish teacher the next day.
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

2011 Eboue Handball vs Liverpool





That shite was great. I'm going to try and find that thread.
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Anytime anyone suggests Fat Frank is a better player than Xavi

Does arguing with a troll count as a meltdown?
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Extremely impotent edit: 2012 US draw against Guatemala

That was mainly because of all the Doom and Gloomers.


The back-to-back Seattle goals against Chelsea turned into mini-meltdowns last month.
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28621 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:28 pm to
LINK

There it is. God, I was trolling harder than Randy Lion in that thread.

Straight to the SB classics board
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 8/10/12 at 2:30 pm to
We need a classics thread (with links) stickied.
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