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Grant Holt for England: TD Soccer Board Edition

Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:58 pm
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 1:58 pm
Second highest scoring English player in club football in leagues that matter.

Once played non-league football and in League 2 for Shrewsbury Town.

It's not like England are going to play beautiful football this tournament.

Because, Heskey.

Holtamania: UNITE TOGETHER BROTHERS, FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME!
This post was edited on 5/14/12 at 1:59 pm
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:01 pm to



WILL BE PURCHASING
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
21061 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:29 pm to
Nothing flashy about the guy at all but he just consistently finds the back of the net.

Forgive my ignorance but is he on England's team for Euros?
Posted by Friend of OBUDan
Member since Dec 2008
9963 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:35 pm to
I used to play as Shrewsbury Town on FIFA 09 back when I was good at video games. Wonder if I played with him...
Posted by Jumbeauxlaya
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
18083 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 2:42 pm to
I think the consensus is that he'll end up either on the Euro squad or at least the GB olympic squad.. which would be hilarious to see him in one of those kits.. would look like english sausage.
Posted by colston12
Member since Jan 2007
769 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 9:04 pm to
Um yeah Heskey is healthy, so England is set
Posted by BobLoblaw
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
2324 posts
Posted on 5/14/12 at 9:07 pm to
anybody remember Dave Kitson at Reading? He led the EPL in goals by an English striker a few years back. Never got the call for England though.
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/15/12 at 12:12 am to


I think that Grant might be the real father of Steve!


STEVE HOLT!
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/15/12 at 12:16 am to
quote:

I think that Grant might be the real father of Steve!


STEVE HOLT!


Get Grant Holt on a freaking Segway and make him film a Mr. Bananagrabber commercial, and then I'll be fully convinced.
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/15/12 at 10:09 am to
As long as Europe's "The Final Countdown" is playing in the background, as Grant triumphantly rides his segway in celebration of scoring the goal that wins the championship in the final countdown before full time.


And of course he disappears in a burst of flames.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/15/12 at 10:33 am to
Then he sprays the entire crowd with lighter fluid from his sleeves, forcing those in attendance to wonder where the fluid came from.

"Hey, look, a sea(whistle)gull!"
Posted by BobLoblaw
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
2324 posts
Posted on 5/15/12 at 10:54 am to
quote:

As long as Europe's "The Final Countdown" is playing in the background, as Grant triumphantly rides his segway in celebration of scoring the goal that wins the championship in the final countdown before full time.


And of course he disappears in a burst of flames.


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