On the bright side...

*I resisted the urge to buy super expensive tickets and can apply it to 2012 road trip/vacation.
*I can now delete about 20 hours of ESPN programming from my DVR.
*The odds of me getting a sympathy tug from a Gumpette in Gulf Shores this Summer are increased.
*It almost ENSURES total focus from what should be a BAD-arse 2012 LSU football team.
*Jordan Jefferson/Jarret Lee chatter has maybe a 30 day shelf-life.
* I now have a compelling reason to stay off the Rant, can be more productive.

Congrats Gumps, you magnificent bastards.
I bid you adieu.