Gives a press conference and says "We care about the small people".

What a prick.

Tennessee will be kicking arse and everyone in the SEC will be wishing they had Dooley. Book it. Saban, gone; Miles, washed away; Urban, preaching about his heart transplant and God; Tim Tebow, head coach at Oral Roberts;. Mullen, took big bucks from Michigan after RR meltdown; Nutt is just a nut; Petrino went to the Chargers with Mallett;
So, UGA survives, but Lewis Grizzard died years ago and the MOJO will never come back. So, Tennessee and the Dooley era rules.

Isn't there a commercial tie-in with red-necks and doolies?

Meyer gets about 3 minutes; and then we turn to his replacement! Frick his health issues-- who's next?

Guys--- it's only fricking a game. Ask anyone whos'e been there and then retired.

Classic.

I (like most of us, probably) turned to my wife and said "We're going to Steal this game." Let's assume Jasper left it Wide Right. Today, we would be talking about:
Our teams unbelievable spirit;
Our never give up attitude;
The fighting spirit of our beloved Tigers.

If our coaches were in any other professional endeavor, they would be notifying their E&O insurance carriers today.

Our players are like the Chinese Bandits.
Our coaches are a Chinese Fire Drill.

With apologies to Jimmy Buffett:

We pulled in to the regular pump
Feelin' quite at ease
Out way past our curfew
Doin' as we pleased
We jumped out in our Hoodies
With my trusty pellet gun
We said boys this is a hold up
Keep your mouths shut and don't run

Now I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
Down on old Rocky Top
At least for three more years
Well I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
'Cause that Great Fillin' Station Hold Up
Cost us our careers

The young punks had no money
They were broke as they could be
But JJ got some cashew nuts
And now we're on TV
Feeling we had pulled
The dumbest heist of our young years
It's 4th and 10
Lane, let us in
Lord knows we'll miss the cheers

Now I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
Down on old Rocky Top
At least for three more years
Well I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
'Cause that Great Fillin' Station Hold Up
Cost us our careers

We were sittin' in the Prius
With pretty sweet Marie
Loading up the grinder
With the last bit of our Weed
They roughed us and they cuffed us
And they took us off to Jail
Our picture's on the Sports Page
And the caption says BIG FAIL

Now I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
Down on old Rocky Top
At least for three more years
Well I
Wish we were somewhere other than here
'Cause that Great Fillin' Station Hold Up
Cost us our careers


And it's
Good Bye Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee

On ESPN Classic. Barry Sanders--man among boys.