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Why does Chris Cuomo have such a punchable face?

Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:26 pm
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5922 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:26 pm
Every time CNN is on at work it’s Chris fricking Cuomo and he always puts on some type of shite eating face. Does he not know how to look like a normal human being? He has a sitting face of constipation mixed with self hate or a smug frick boy type.



Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:27 pm to
He's very obnoxious. He is always interrupting guests.
Posted by SlickRick55
Member since May 2016
2840 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:27 pm to
And why is he three times closer to the camera than every other anchor?
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5922 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:29 pm to
Probably because he thinks he’s important.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:30 pm to
I want to see Jack Reacher smash his head in with the heel of his boot.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22468 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:30 pm to
He always looks like he is about to burst into tears/
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22468 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:31 pm to
The arse kicking Jack Reacher in the books, not the midget in the movies.
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5922 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:31 pm to
If you gave me a bat and put Chris Cuomo and Chuck Schumer in front of me then told me to chose one I’d self destruct.
Posted by NeonSunburst
Member since Oct 2010
2877 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:33 pm to
Fredo!!!
Posted by RocketPower
Member since Jan 2020
404 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:52 pm to
His brother has nip rings

LINK
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33906 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:58 pm to
In order to be Fredo you have to have a punchable face.
Posted by coonasswhodat
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
4112 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:59 pm to
How many people with “punchable faces” have you punched in your dreams? Let me guess, you are just an internet badass, aren’t you?
Posted by coonasswhodat
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
4112 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:00 pm to
Yes, you probably would self destruct, out of fear.
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5922 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:04 pm to
I bet you’re wearing a pussy hat as you type this.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
157423 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

internet badass,


Says the progstain talking shite on the internet. Too funny.
Posted by Toddy
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2010
27251 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:05 pm to
Sometimes, they don't fix his toupee correctly . I would be pissed because its very noticeable.
Posted by coonasswhodat
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
4112 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:06 pm to
No hat at all. I am just laughing at your Walter Mitty type existence.
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Why does Chris Cuomo have such a punchable face?


Because he's never had it punched.

He goes to a gym and pushes pig iron up and down to pump his muscles up, which bolsters his confidence.

He also has two body guards that are hired to do his fighting for him.

He is false bravado with an arse kicking just waiting to jump on him when the time is right.
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:11 pm to
I enjoy listening to the Cuomo brothers bicker.

Shits funny
Posted by jcolding41
Member since Sep 2015
5922 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:11 pm to
Says the guy who takes posts on an Internet forum too seriously from people you’ll probably never meet. Get a life jackass.
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