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re: United Methodist Church closing 26 churches in Alabama: declining attendance

Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65797 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:02 pm to
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I guess he got tired of posting as Squirrelmeister and created an alter. Then googled until he found Baruch Spinoza and latched on to his heretical teachings.


It's pretty pathetic, no matter who it is. No one believes this crap he's spewing.
This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Harald Ekernson
Louisiana
Member since May 2025
384 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:04 pm to
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Satan infiltrated and destroyd these churches.

Why would God let Satan destroy churches of people trying to worship him (God) even if they aren’t doing it exactly like he wants? Why not just educate them on the right methods of worship and the right theology? Or maybe Satan (or God) isn’t what you think he is.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
25267 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:06 pm to
They got what they asked for!
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2911 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:08 pm to
well insert your name or school logo bullschit religion here 2000 years ago.
Posted by FriendofBaruch
Member since Mar 2025
878 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:11 pm to
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well let me help understand who wasn't around 2000 years ago, protestants, enjoy he11!

Could anything else say it all any better?

Probably time to lay off any more of that bottle of whatever you have going on
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5189 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:11 pm to
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Any pastor/preacher/minister who falls outside the circle of the apostolic churches is nothing more than a man (or woman since we’re discussing Protestant sects here) larping as a validly ordained minister, who has spiritual authority over absolutely nobody, and thus, no valid Eucharist.

That’s the thing. It’s not about priests, pastors, ministers, or preachers — it’s about my personal relationship with Christ. And He sacrificed Himself on the cross for ME, just as I am. Not me after some Catholic deems me worthy or ready.

He said to eat and drink from the cup in remembrance of Him. Period. That’s not rewriting scripture…that’s adhering to it.
This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 9:13 pm
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2911 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:12 pm to
don't forget the protestant jump over the broom stick approach to marriage.
Posted by Stitches
Member since Oct 2019
1243 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:21 pm to
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I would rather be faithful to the Head (Christ) than to the body (the Church) when the two are in conflict


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There is no authority except that which is from God


Christ talking to his church in Luke 10: He who hears you hears me, and he who rejects you rejects me, and he who rejects me rejects the one who sent me.

He also gave the church the power to bind and loose, following that with the promise that these things which were bound and loosed would be done so in Heaven. and this is the same church which would be led into all truth. The two are never in conflict when it comes to dogma.

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Christ founded His Church, and I belong to a faithful expression of it, submitting myself to its authority, which is subordinate to the Scriptures as the highest authority.


Subordinate to the thing written, copied, preserved, compiled, and declared to be that which it is by the only thing Christ left us, the Church, while rejecting the church whom the Holy Spirit infallibly revealed the canon of scripture through. What a contradiction. Also, Christ is the highest authority for the apostolic churches.

The individual reading scripture is the highest authority for Protestants, since every appeal to scripture is an appeal to an interpretation of scripture. The apostolics simply (usually) go with the interpretation of the 2,000 year old church versus that of Luther, Calvin, Zwingli, and Brother Billy Bob from First Baptist.
This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 9:32 pm
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2911 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:24 pm to
and you know that because we translated bible into plain english and you protestant heretics found a whole bunch of gooky stuff that nobody had found in the bible for 1600 years.....i get it preacher says

there's a reason my grandmother called you white trash hicks!
Posted by Stitches
Member since Oct 2019
1243 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:26 pm to
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He said to eat and drink from the cup in remembrance of Him. Period. That’s not rewriting scripture…that’s adhering to it.


Did you just use ai to respond to me?

Also right before he said to eat and drink from the cup in remembrance of Him, he said “this is my body…this is my blood”. Not “this is just a symbol of my body…my blood”.

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It’s not about priests, pastors, ministers, or preachers — it’s about my personal relationship with Christ


Arius, Novatian, Donatus, Nestorius, and Pelagius all had personal relationships with Christ too…..

This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 9:28 pm
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5189 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:33 pm to
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and you know that because we translated bible into plain english and you protestant heretics found a whole bunch of gooky stuff that nobody had found in the bible for 1600 years.....i get it preacher says

there's a reason my grandmother called you white trash hicks!

Take a deep breath. Nobody is coming for your incense and confessionals. It’s just a conversation.

The Bible I read recounts the Last Supper, snd Jesus clearly directing us to eat and drink the bread and wine of communion in remembrance of Him.

It says nothing about taking any class first in order to pass the Eucharist test before doing so.

You can spin that as a Protestant thing if you wish. It makes no difference to me. I was simply responding to a statement that said the Catholic Church welcomes you. That is absolutely not the case. The Catholic Church has very clear hoops to jump through before being wholly “welcomed,” as opposed to a sinner waking up on a Sunday morning, looking for a place of acceptance to worship, and finding it at a church without an open table.

And your grandmother calling total strangers “white trash hicks” because of how they choose to worship Christ isn’t even worth the discussion.
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2911 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:37 pm to
then you tell me ellie may what protestant religions were around 2000 years ago.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5189 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:37 pm to
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Did you just use ai to respond to me?

Huh? I couldn’t use AI if my life depended on it. But I guess I should be flattered that my words seem to imply otherwise.

And yes, the bread and the wine is symbolic — not actual human flesh or O positive blood. That doesn’t make it any less meaningful.,But I realize a Catholic has very different views on the subject. And I respect your right to do so.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7849 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:42 pm to
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Yep, protestantism have become an Americanized entity. Where everybody can interpret the Scriptures to be whatever they mean. Which leads to all this confusion and chaos within their churches they become their own God. The Catholic Church and the orthodox are truly the only two choices. Over 5000 different Protestant denominations proves this point.
Pope francis disproves your entire point.
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2911 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:42 pm to
but because you white trash hicks didn't show up for another 1600 years you have the audacity to say we got it wrong because some white trash itinerant preacher says otherwise
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5189 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:47 pm to
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but because you white trash hicks didn't show up for another 1600 years ….

Good grief. User name checks out.
This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 10:03 pm
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76462 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:48 pm to
I've never considered Arianism before now but since you mentioned it...
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20916 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 9:49 pm to
Easiest thing ever to see coming.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27195 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 10:03 pm to
Methodist went woke.

Woke people don’t love Jesus.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46851 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 10:04 pm to
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A doctrine that cannot even get off the ground, because scripture doesn’t tell us what constitutes scripture, nor does it tell us that it is the only infallible rule for faith and life. In other words, it (sola scriptura) fails its own test.
No it doesn't. There wasn't some infallible church that ruled what the Old Testament Scriptures were, and yet Jesus held the leaders of Israel accountable to them, as if they should have known what they were and what they taught.

The doctrine of sola scriptura is derived from good and necessary consequence from the Scriptures, themselves, as they testify to their own authority from God, and being authoritative, they are to be the very basis for testing all other teachings.

The Scriptures are the only God-breathed revelation we have in our possession as the Church today. Nothing else we possess has that quality, and since only that which is God-breathed is of the highest authority, the Scriptures, therefore, are of our highest authority.

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Also, I find it odd that prior to the invention of sola scripture 3/4 way through church history,
The Latin phrase may have developed at that time, but it was based on a principle from the Scriptures and developed over the course of history.

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there were basically 2 schisms leading to 3 churches (Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, and Oriental Orthodox). After the invention of sola scripture, you see the “churches” who adhere to it schism into thousands of “churches” in 1/4 the amount of time.
Yeah, it's no wonder that when your church doesn't say that they are the only true church of Christ and that you will be damned to hell and potentially even executed for leaving, that you find more fluidity in membership and expression of the Church.

Protestants do not claim that their churches are the only true Church of Christ, but say that they are part of the larger true Church of Christ. The Roman and Orthodox say that they alone are the true Church. That factors in to it, too.

Another thing to consider is the changing landscape of politics during and after the Reformation. Prior to it, the Church and State were one and the same in a lot of ways. When a country had the power of the sword to quell religious dissent, there wasn't going to be a lot of factions like we see when there is no enforcement by the State. Even the split between the East and West had great political contributors. There were a few Reformation-era offshoots of government supported Christianity, mostly in the German Lutherans, English Anglicans, and Scottish Presbyterians, with others here and there, but the large divergence in Protestantism seemed to occur after the Church and State were more or less divorced.

You see this in America with the Presbyterians, which had a couple of branches in the beginning, but more occurred with splits over positions on things like slavery.

Without a singular government forcing people to remain in whatever religious sect they are in, you'll see a lot more movement. It's why you see a lot more Roman Catholics leaving Catholicism today than they did prior to the Reformation. They either kept their apostasy a secret, or they were excommunicated and likely killed for their disagreements.
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