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Thoughts on today's crappy J6 Inch-erection theater & Hollywood: Deep State got lazy

Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:35 pm
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:35 pm
Seemed that the swamp used to put a bit more into their productions.

The Days of Our Mueller Investigation soap opera was long-winded and melodramatic, but it had lots of twists & turns, and a pretty dramatic conclusion [you learned at the end that the alleged protagonist was actually a timid, old (likely demented) puppet, and that the whole scheme was cooked up by Hillary & Obama's Deep State].



Peach Mints 1 - Insane in the Ukraine - was a comedy, probably in the Animal House genre (with Vindman as the evil twin of Flounder, Schiff as Neidermeyer & some crazy bag lady as the Cafeteria Lady from Billy Madison).



Gotta give it to Schiff here, he gave it his all for this performance, even when he was spanked in front of the nation by Nunes about slobbering over OMB nudes. Of course, there was Swallwell farting on camera and fat Naddlers stealing Schitt's mic.





Peach Mints 2- Orange Man Bad Part 2, Section 2- who gave a frick? It was an afterschool movie production. A failed dunk attempt on OMB and MAGA supporters cobbled together with MSM spin and spurious legal arguments about impeaching a president after he's no longer in office.

Today's production was the worst yet. Terrible. Outsourced, bad actors, no live conflict, lots of melodramatic 'men' crying, make-believe stories about violence & threatening "insurrectionists" with horns taking over democracy from a hitman. Racial epithets that were never hurled. No 'courtroom drama.' No violent gavel bangs. I thought about Swalwell farting just to take my mind off the boredom.

No one is tuning in for this shite except the already depraved & brainwashed.

I wish they would just leave me to my already scheduled (anti)reality show in progress which in many ways is like watching The Three Stooges being played by only one Stooge.

Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19458 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:39 pm to
High quality hate.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

High quality hate.


I demand higher quality performances when I am being lied to by my Benevolents, Clark. You should too.

Hell, I gave Schifty-eyes high marks for his performance in Peach Mints 1.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49444 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:47 pm to
I forgot about Nadler's mic steal.



eta-And let's not forget the time he shite his pants.


This post was edited on 7/27/21 at 11:48 pm
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14037 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:51 pm to
Trump has to be the cleanest motherfricker in the history of American politics. If they had even a little bit of dirt on him he would have burned years ago
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 7/27/21 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

I forgot about Nadler's mic steal.


Yeah, I nearly crapped myself when I saw that like the time Naddlers did when he scuffled off stage:






Another favorite moment was the Schumerscism:



Peach Mints 1 had so much promise. The sequels have been such a letdown.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19458 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 12:04 am to
quote:

demand higher quality performances when I am being lied to by my Benevolents, Clark. You should too.

Hell, I gave Schifty-eyes high marks for his performance in Peach Mints 1.



I'm not sure what you said, but I commend your presentation.

Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 12:15 am to
Tired of the swamp lies with no production value, Clark. That’s all.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19458 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 2:17 am to
10-4
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 5:13 am to
quote:

High quality truth.


FIFY, snivelkins...
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 5:35 am to
ETA: in an effort to spruce up today's high drama, brave CapPO goes on Don Lemon to share a vile voice message he received on his cellphone as he was testifying, which he claims is "proof of what happens when you tell the truth in Trump's America!"



Andrew Wilkow twatter

Wait a minute! Why do vile MAGAts have this brave officer's personal cell phone?!?
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 6:08 am to
I saw that earlier.... And on cock gobbling cum guzzling racist piece of shite loser Lemon's zero ratings show, at that.

I don't believe that fake frickery for a millisecond.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 6:43 am to
I am finding it pretty hard to believe that this Hunter Biden lookalike is even a cop. How many LEOs refer to alleged criminals not yet convicted as 'insurrectionists' as opposed to 'suspects' or the 'accused,' or even 'perpetrators.'

I guess I could add bad casting to my list of complaints about the latest theater. It's like they want to portray these guys as cool, hip cops, like from Lethal Weapon, but they turned out more like the characters from the Lethal Weapon 5-7 spoofs on Always Sunny.

This post was edited on 7/28/21 at 6:45 am
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
4425 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 7:28 am to
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J6 Committee Hearing Has The Same Lawfare Producers, Directors and Script Writers as Christine Blasey Ford “Beach Friend” Hearing

July 27, 2021

Sometimes pictures are worth thousands of words.

Seeing former DOJ official David Laufman show up at Nancy Pelosi’s J6 Committee hearing explains the pantomime.

David Laufman is seen below sitting behind committee witness Michael Fanone. Laufman was the DOJ-NSD official who interviewed Hillary Clinton during the fraudulent FBI Clinton email investigation of 2016; Laufman quit the DOJ and started working for Lawfare.

Laufman then represented Monica McLean, the best FBI friend of Christine Blasey Ford who helped write the letter to Dianne Feinstein during their effort to block Justice Kavanaugh for SCOTUS Judge.

Monica McLean was busted by Senator Grassley for witness tampering; and then hired “beach friend” David Laufman to avoid legal trouble. {Go Deep Here and Go Deep Here}.

What does Laufman showing up at another political pantomime disguised as a hearing tell us?

It tells us the same Lawfare crew is producing, directing and writing the script for democrats again. The cast of characters, vis-a-vis witnesses, are different; however, the script is exactly the same. This is what they do. This is all political theater, written, directed and produced for public consumption. Nothing more.
This post was edited on 7/28/21 at 7:29 am
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 7/28/21 at 3:47 pm to
I never partook in the peach mints. I'm glad you baws did.

This shite has me rolling. Absolutely hilarious, these gifs here.
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