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The More Poetic Side of Beto I need a butt-shine edition
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 3/15/19 at 7:36 pm
Could find link on interweb, but tucker just had a piece where he read a poem by Beta:

quote:
I need a butt-shine
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet
The Cow has risen
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