- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:49 pm
quote:
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence.
Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and then spike it on the ground, but then he caught fire. Finally, in a last-ditch effort to get selected for one of the riot squads, he filmed a workout video and sent it to various protester organizations but hadn't heard back as of publishing time.
"While we appreciate Kaepernick's enthusiasm, we need someone who can lob a Molotov cocktail accurately," said a representative for the rioters. "We wish him the best of luck in his future rioting career. We believe Kaepernick will land on his feet with another rioting organization. Maybe Chicago or Louisville will want him."
The former quarterback quickly blamed his failed rioting career on racism.
Babylon Bee: Fake News You Can Trust
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:52 pm to Frank Black
Nice. Cheers to BB for their honest work and commitment
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:53 pm to Frank Black
Those people are on a roll.
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:55 pm to Frank Black
quote:
The former quarterback quickly blamed his failed rioting career on racism.
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:56 pm to Frank Black
He is lucky to be alive thanks to the white people who rescued his sorry pathetic azz
Posted on 9/7/20 at 6:59 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
quote:
He is lucky to be alive thanks to the white people who rescued his sorry pathetic azz
Who adopted and raised him. This gets no mention when they talk about poor Kapernick’s systemic racism narrative.
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News