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Prosecutor Tearfully Addresses Each Juror By Name, Phone Number, And Street Address
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:25 pm
quote:BB
In Closing Argument, Prosecutor Tearfully Addresses Each Juror By Name, Phone Number, And Street Address
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Prosecutor Steve Schleicher delivered powerful closing arguments today in the Derek Chauvin trial. In one especially touching moment, he made sure to individually address every member of the jury by name, phone number, and street address.
"I call on you, [redacted] whose phone number is [redacted] and who lives at [redacted]," he said through tears. "Do the right thing and pronounce the defendant guilty. And you [redacted], who can be reached at [redacted] and usually comes home each night at 6pm, I implore you to do what's best for you and your adorable 2-year-old boy. It would be a shame if Antifa found out where he goes to school."
Media reports indicated the jury appeared very moved by the closing arguments, as they were all shaking and crying by the end of them.
In yet another touching gesture, Antifa has already shown up at all the addresses with bricks and Molotov cocktails to help protect them in case any fascists show up.
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:26 pm to TigerVespamon
This can’t be true. Right?
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:27 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Prosecutor Steve Schleicher delivered powerful closing arguments today in the Derek Chauvin trial. In one especially touching moment, he made sure to individually address every member of the jury by name, phone number, and street address.
This is satire right?
Edit: I see Bee now. Lol
This post was edited on 4/20/21 at 6:28 pm
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:29 pm to TigerVespamon
looks like the Bee is going for gallows humor now.
guess that's all we have left.
p.s. "gallows humor" has nothing to do with nooses, machines of execution, et al. if you're so educated, this goes without saying. so don't come after me, please
p.s.s. "black humor" or "black comedy" are not good word choices under the circumstances, either.
guess that's all we have left.
p.s. "gallows humor" has nothing to do with nooses, machines of execution, et al. if you're so educated, this goes without saying. so don't come after me, please
p.s.s. "black humor" or "black comedy" are not good word choices under the circumstances, either.
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:35 pm to TigerVespamon
quote:
"I call on you, [redacted] whose phone number is [redacted] and who lives at [redacted]," he said through tears. "Do the right thing and pronounce the defendant guilty.
I would consider this a threat.
Edit: True or not, sadly, it is believable
This post was edited on 4/20/21 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:37 pm to Deplorableinohio
quote:Lord help us.
This can’t be true. Right?
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:46 pm to TigerVespamon
It’s true clown world when I cant tell a real story from the bee. frick the media.
Posted on 4/20/21 at 6:51 pm to TigerVespamon
Dude, please delete this dumb shite. Some people on here are dumb enough to just read the title and believe this crap.
This post was edited on 4/20/21 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 4/20/21 at 7:41 pm to Yeahright
Just a tip when some people see BB they think of Babylon Bee. Some other people see Breitbart.
Posted on 4/20/21 at 8:02 pm to TigerVespamon
Actually believable headline.
Posted on 4/20/21 at 8:05 pm to TigerVespamon
This actually happened. Just not by anyone in the court it self.
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