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Man Protests Racial Injustice AND Completes Christmas Shopping In One Trip
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:32 pm
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PHILADELPHIA, PA—Protests over racial injustice erupted in Philly, and not a moment too soon: local man Michael Parsons was getting behind on his Christmas shopping.
"Well, this is convenient," he said as he saw people were protesting the shooting of a man who was just one knife away from being unarmed. He grabbed his balaclava, a sign reading "INJUSTICE ANYWHERE IS A THREAT TO JUSTICE EVERYWHERE," and a shopping cart, and headed out the door.
"Justice for whoever it was!" he cried as he made a stop at Best Buy and picked up an iPad for his mom and all six Star Wars movies on Blu-Ray for his brother. "And you know what? I'm gonna treat myself," he added as he threw a few Xbox games into his cart for himself.
"Uh, police are bad or whatever!" he quickly added as he made his way to Target for some stocking stuffers.
According to sources, Parsons is hoping there's another police shooting sometime before Christmas, as he forgot to pick up an HDMI cable.
Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:34 pm to L.A.
Dude dressed in some fine threads to go to Walgreens.
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:35 pm to NPComb
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Dude dressed in some fine threads to go to Walgreens.
Makeup, OTC drugs, etc is pretty expensive... Also, he might be a safety conscious person and gives First Aid kits as Christmas presents...
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:37 pm to L.A.
One knife away from being unarmed lolololol
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:01 pm to L.A.
Haha. The biggest threat by far in this country is White Supremacy.
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