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Swazla
LA-Lafayette Fan
Member since Jul 2016
66 posts

It snowed last night
Sent to me by a friend..

It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..woman..person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crews from BBC, ITV, CNN and SKY showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By Noon it had all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story.
It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.



PsychTiger
USA Fan
Charleston
Member since Jul 2004
78817 posts

re: It snowed last night
Is this site Facebook now?


Lynxrufus2012
Kentucky Fan
Member since Mar 2020
3057 posts

re: It snowed last night


Put a sign in front saying "Transgender woke Snowman voted for Biden". Then they will go pester your neighbor with the Trump sticker on his pickup truck.


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TheFonz
LSU Fan
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
15168 posts

re: It snowed last night
quote:

Is this site Facebook now?


A lot of us dumped the bookface, so maybe....


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Goldbondage
USA Fan
Member since Mar 2020
394 posts

re: It snowed last night
I’m waiting for Workmans Comp to get a phone call from the alphabet soup.


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