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Biden's Gun Safety Advice Song is Making the Rounds Again

Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:40 am
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:40 am


Apparently, this is old but it's pretty damn good. I only vaguely remember the origins, but the Cliffs' are that, back when he was just Crazy Uncle Joe, he told America during a Facebook "townhall meeting" that

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“If you want to protect yourself, get a double-barreled shotgun,” Biden said. “I promise you, as I told my wife, we live in an area that’s wooded and somewhat secluded. I said, Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out, put [up] that double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.”


parody song on twatter

One dude followed Joe's advice and got arrested

Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
30094 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:45 am to
Didn't he tell someone to shoot through the front door as well?

Pure genius to shoot two blasts with a double barrel for a warning when you're in trouble.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:47 am to
I don't know, probably. This is just another glimpse inside this batshit crazy man's brain.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 8:21 am to
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:10 am to
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This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 8:56 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:22 am to
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:42 am to


quote:

BIDEN: Well, the way in which we measure it is—I think most scholars would say—is that as long as you have a weapon sufficient to be able to provide your self-defense. I did one of these town-hall meetings on the Internet and one guy said, "Well, what happens when the end days come? What happens when there’s the earthquake? I live in California, and I have to protect myself."

I said, "Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door." Most people can handle a shotgun a hell of a lot better than they can a semiautomatic weapon in terms of both their aim and in terms of their ability to deter people coming. We can argue whether that’s true or not, but it is no argument that, for example, a shotgun could do the same job of protecting you. Now, granted, you can come back and say, "Well, a machine gun could do a better job of protecting me." No one’s arguing we should make machine guns legal.


I have to say, I do kind of miss Crazier-than-a-Shithouse-Rat Joe.

Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37539 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:47 am to
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my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15,


Why not have both? Cover your bets.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62079 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:48 am to
This is an all time favorite of mine. The guy who does the singing and arrangement is very talented.
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