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After Being Kicked Off SM, Trump Is Forced To Go Door to Door Shouting 'RIGGED ELECTION
Posted on 1/11/21 at 2:28 am
Posted on 1/11/21 at 2:28 am
Babylon Bee
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U.S.—After being permanently banned from social media, President Trump has been forced to knock on doors across the country, one door at a time. If anyone opens the door, he will shout one of his classic lines such as "RIGGED ELECTION!" or "Hillary is a loser! SAD!" at them before moving on to the next house.
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"Nothing-- and I mean nothing, will stop me from getting my important message out to the American people," said Trump. "I knock on every door and tell people face to face. Low-energy people could never do something like that but luckily your favorite president is HIGH ENERGY!"
He then moved to the next house in the neighborhood and pounded on the door. An elderly woman answered. Trump took a deep breath and shouted "UNFAIR! NOT GOOD FOR OUR COUNTRY!" Instantly, the woman's eyes were opened she received the important message. A MAGA hat miraculously appeared on her head and she became a true patriot.
Experts claim it will take approximately 1311 years for Trump to complete this task if he visits each door. "Plenty of time! MAGA!" yelled Trump, running off into the sunset.
This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 2:42 am
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:42 am to AUFan2015
It’s going to be sad when the left runs a full court press to cancel the bee. They don’t appreciate or understand satire, especially that which mocks the leftist religion
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:49 am to AUFan2015
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Trump Is Forced To Go Door to Door Shouting 'RIGGED ELECTION
Whaddya wanna bet he’d be detained for doing that?
The thought gestapo would never allow it.
Zero recourse.
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:15 am to Tigers1984
I did not take this as mocking anyone but Trump, but maybe I'm wrong.
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:17 am to SEC. 593
That's the problem with the bee: their satire is always muddled and haphazardly aimed.
I think they know their audience and this was supposed to satirize the crackdown on social media, but it doesn't come through all that well.
I think they know their audience and this was supposed to satirize the crackdown on social media, but it doesn't come through all that well.
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