re: Add another problem from climate change

One of my dogs had a serious itching problem.
Female vet: 'It's a tick problem.'
Me: 'No, he doesn't have ticks.'
Female vet: 'Yes, he does.'

Took him to a male vet:
Him: 'It's an allergy to outside wild vegetation. Here is a spray.'
Me: 'It's not a tick problem?'
Him: 'No.'

Dog is fine now due to the allergy spray.

I'm not saying all female vets are stupid. I'm saying females are generally dumber than males. So be careful when dealing with them.