A Bedtime Story; Donner -Reed Party Syndrone and the DNC; Will they survive?

This may be my best post in memory.

Adapted story for use at bedtime to assist those mis-informed SJWs or otherwise saddened political operatives due to recent events.

For those not familiar, back in 1846 a family of Donner's traveling by wagon from Utah to Califoniyea failing to join up with their guide caused a delay reaching a pass through the Sierra Nevada mtns. Bruh, it was cold! Kinda like a DJT finger pointed at you cold. They were really disappointed not getting to The land of everybody gets free stuff in time for the free mole screening tests.

The pass turned out to be tougher than expected. You know, they had to get out and push wagons as a team to achieve their goal. This didn't set well 'cause it just kept getting colder and colder 'til finally they said the hell with this shite.

Jacob (one of the bruhs) says, hey we got a cousin in San Francisco named Nancy, she'll bring us some food. So Jacob got on the cell. Nancy says, be right up there to the pass (that's how they talked back then). See Nancy had some e-mails on the major, so she got some free baby back ribs for the party. The Donner's by this time back at the pass were freezing their butts, fgered OK we'll hold out and just be nice to Nancy and have a party cause she's been awfully good to us.

Well Nancy shows, but the dammed mule carrying the food felt something what'nt right so he slipped off. One thing led to another and first thing you know all the horses had been et. Nancy, now frozen solid, had learned them about ebt cards in case they run out of food.

Problem was Kroger's was closed! Damm, in the end though, they made good use of the ebt's as cutting utensils and fried ole Nancy for lunch. It was tough (old stringy kind of meat), but it provided nourishment. Nancy didn't last long so they started looking around for the next to eat 'til there was only one 'lil Donner left. His name was Durbin.

...see Nancy didn't tell them that she been using SF tax money from the rich to buy all the ebt's and free stuff she brought to the party. The rich guys gave her a lame mule to carry all that stuff to the party. He (the mule) decided he was getting played from both sides, so just took a side road and went on down to the half way house where it was warm and traded the meat for some blow. Left her cold. See that old mule knew when it hits the fan, they'll all turn on themselves when the scam is revealed and you don't want to get caught up in it or you might get et too. Same with 'lil Durbin, he ain't seen nothing when he spoke to the sheriff.

Moral of the parody...when you look around at the party you belong to and see your friends eating each other to keep their arse out of a crack, you better move on.

Has the DNC reached this point yet.

Well, Durbin's crying and Nancy is explaining her invincibility to all who will listen. Waserman is lying to everyone she talks to. Clinton has a speaking engagement in N. Korea for $1.2M and poor Chelsea I fear may be the sacrificial lamb. Meanwhile Bill is holed up in a hotel with a couple of intern rentals. A new face, Ryan (D) may be the first to actually take the first bite.