there's no such thing as a Negatiger. But there are DECEPTATIGERS

to be a negatiger is to imply that the fan is a Tiger in some way, shape or form. But the truth is, someone who hates on the program under Les Miles is not a Tiger at all. they are a Deceptatiger.

They try to mask their own shortcomings in life by attaching themselves to the LSU Tigers Football Team. They demand perfection and any sign that there is imperfection reminds these people of their own imperfections and failures. they simply cannot have their "perfect thing" be tarnished by a loss or a bad decision. Of course, losses and bad decisions are a part of every program and coach.

But the losses and bad decisions have been fewer under Les "Optimus" Miles than ever before in LSU history, and have been better than any other program in college football over the past decade.

The people who have continuously tried to get Optimus Miles fired over the last decade after a loss or questionable call don't really love LSU. They love some mythical idea of perfection that they think LSU should represent. They are negative Tigers at all. They are DECEPTATIGERS, people who hide in the costume of LSU Tiger fans, but are really just deceiving themselves about themselves. They say they care about the future of LSU, but the only thing they really care about is how they look and feel, to themselves and to others. If LSU isn't absolutely perfect, their cover is blown and their costume is off. Their own flaws are visible to all and to themselves. Can't have that, can you now, Deceptatigers?

LSU FANS have long smelled out these Deceptatigers, and as we have continued our unmatched decade of victory, good sportsmanship, and love, the Deceptatigers are again in hiding, tickling their little parts to megasabin's memory, which was in reality no where near as good as Optimus Miles' TRUTH! But they will be back. We must prepare for them and continue to support our fearless and respected leader, Optimus Miles.

I for one think LSU has never had a better coach than Optimus Miles nor will we ever again. Miles will go down as one of the top 5 coaches of all time. For his wins on the field, for his success in the players lives, for the way he handles adversity and triumph, for the way he loves his family, and places life in its correct context.

OPTIMUS MILES, let's transform, roll out, and smoke out these Deceptatigers!