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re: The Official hunting offseason OB thread *vids pg 178
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:56 pm to deaconjones35
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:56 pm to deaconjones35
I think its time for an update pond bump
Make it happen
Make it happen
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Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:56 pm to Nascar Fan
What's that, 30 minutes with the hose on?
Posted on 8/13/12 at 12:58 pm to AlxTgr
quote:
pudd...pond.
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:01 pm to hashbrowns
quote:
What's that, 30 minutes with the hose on?
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:03 pm to Nascar Fan
And so it continues
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:15 pm to Bama and Beer
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the vehicle?
Driver: It's not my vehicle. I stole it.
Cop: Are you telling me this is a stolen car?
Driver: That's right. Mind you, now that I think of it, I believe I did see the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Cop: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yep. I put it there after I shot and killed the whoman who owns this car. Then I stuffed her in the trunk.
Cop: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
When the cop heard this, he immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver so he could handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your driver's license?
Driver: Certainly. Here it is. (It was a valid license.)
Captain: Sir, who owns this car?
Driver: I do, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car.)
Captain: Sir, slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it.
Driver: Yes, sir, but there isn't a gun in it. (There was nothing in the glove box.)
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I've been informed you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem, officer. (The trunk is opened and there is no body.)
Captain: Sir, I don't understand any of this. The officer who pulled you over said you told him you did not have a license, you had stolen the car, you had a gun in the glove box and there was a dead body in the trunk.
DRIVER I guess that lieing sonofabitch said i was speeding to didnt he
edited for stupidity
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the vehicle?
Driver: It's not my vehicle. I stole it.
Cop: Are you telling me this is a stolen car?
Driver: That's right. Mind you, now that I think of it, I believe I did see the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Cop: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yep. I put it there after I shot and killed the whoman who owns this car. Then I stuffed her in the trunk.
Cop: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
When the cop heard this, he immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver so he could handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your driver's license?
Driver: Certainly. Here it is. (It was a valid license.)
Captain: Sir, who owns this car?
Driver: I do, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car.)
Captain: Sir, slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it.
Driver: Yes, sir, but there isn't a gun in it. (There was nothing in the glove box.)
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I've been informed you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem, officer. (The trunk is opened and there is no body.)
Captain: Sir, I don't understand any of this. The officer who pulled you over said you told him you did not have a license, you had stolen the car, you had a gun in the glove box and there was a dead body in the trunk.
DRIVER I guess that lieing sonofabitch said i was speeding to didnt he
edited for stupidity
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:22 pm to Nascar Fan
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:23 pm to mylsuhat
quote:Whacked
URGENT!!!!
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:23 pm to greasemonkey
Thats... it???
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:24 pm to greasemonkey
Youre missing the ending
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:25 pm to greasemonkey
Do not get
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:38 pm to Bama and Beer
I fixed it. B$B I got the video off the sd
This post was edited on 8/13/12 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:39 pm to greasemonkey
Ok, now it makes much more sense
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:40 pm to greasemonkey
Posted on 8/13/12 at 1:41 pm to greasemonkey
From yesterday?
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:28 pm to Bama and Beer
B$B, you'll be proud, new girl I'm talking to these days is a vodka drinker. Drinks that stuff like water (ok, not that much)
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:34 pm to mylsuhat
Only people with pussies drink vodka
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:37 pm to Bama and Beer
Well, I can confirm that she does in fact have one of those
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:38 pm to mylsuhat
Aw you get your little fingers wet I see
Posted on 8/13/12 at 2:38 pm to Bama and Beer
A man walks into a gas station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'
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