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re: Embarrassing / Humorous Hunting / Fishing Stories
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:04 pm to Ole Geauxt
Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:04 pm to Ole Geauxt
took the ex(married then)on her first bass tourny. She wanted to see what all the fuss/fun was
Got to the landing, about 120 boats or so. we were in the middle or so, I had to put her under the her console so I could make my run. She hated all the boats running ride open all around.:)
Anyhow, got to the creek I knew I could catch them. about mid morning, I had a limit, she did catch 1 I culled later(pissed her off)
I tossed my worm up to a laydown, hit, hook set, 5lb in the boat. I got excited, went back to the front deck to keep going. I had a hand control TM, hit the floor switch,the boat went right, I went left. Right off the deck,I had my rod in 1 hand, glasses in the other and I was under water not sure if I was about to come up and get hit by the prop or not. I came to the surface and she was sitting on her seat laughing her arse off,(now you know why I culled her fish:) it was funny. We finished 12th out of those and she enjoyed it. Never went to another one but knew what the deal was anyhow.
Got to the landing, about 120 boats or so. we were in the middle or so, I had to put her under the her console so I could make my run. She hated all the boats running ride open all around.:)
Anyhow, got to the creek I knew I could catch them. about mid morning, I had a limit, she did catch 1 I culled later(pissed her off)
I tossed my worm up to a laydown, hit, hook set, 5lb in the boat. I got excited, went back to the front deck to keep going. I had a hand control TM, hit the floor switch,the boat went right, I went left. Right off the deck,I had my rod in 1 hand, glasses in the other and I was under water not sure if I was about to come up and get hit by the prop or not. I came to the surface and she was sitting on her seat laughing her arse off,(now you know why I culled her fish:) it was funny. We finished 12th out of those and she enjoyed it. Never went to another one but knew what the deal was anyhow.
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Posted on 12/3/10 at 12:37 pm to fishcraze
Not my personal story, I will have to think about that one, but I have a great one of a guy I know.
He went hunting one morning and had a shite pain hit. He climbs down and heads into the woods. Takes a pretty big dump and proceeds to wipe clean. He is wearing bibs, and goes to throw his bib straps back over his shoulders. When this happens, shite gets thrown all over his back and on the back of his head. He didn't look close enough in the darkness to realize that he wasn't hitting the ground, but was taking a dump in his lowered bibs
ETA: another funny hunting/dump story comes to mind now. One of my dads buddies took his young son hunting. Kid has a pain hit and HAS to go. The water was really deep and we were hunting out of boats. The dad had to get the kids waders down, hold on to the kids hands while he pointed his arse off of the boat to take a shite. Pretty funny stuff
He went hunting one morning and had a shite pain hit. He climbs down and heads into the woods. Takes a pretty big dump and proceeds to wipe clean. He is wearing bibs, and goes to throw his bib straps back over his shoulders. When this happens, shite gets thrown all over his back and on the back of his head. He didn't look close enough in the darkness to realize that he wasn't hitting the ground, but was taking a dump in his lowered bibs
ETA: another funny hunting/dump story comes to mind now. One of my dads buddies took his young son hunting. Kid has a pain hit and HAS to go. The water was really deep and we were hunting out of boats. The dad had to get the kids waders down, hold on to the kids hands while he pointed his arse off of the boat to take a shite. Pretty funny stuff
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 12/3/10 at 2:43 pm to hehatedrew
Here's one on my uncle. He was hunting on our place one time. No stand just walking/stalking. As he was coming down this hill, the urge moved upon him. So he's squated down smoking a cig taking a shite. About that time a big 9 point pops out on the trail he just walked down. He stands up and shoots the deer with his pants still around his ankles.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 3:44 pm to 4X4DEMON
One time I was jerking off in a deer stand to look over see a game camera staring right at me. Talk about embarrassing....
J/J
J/J
Posted on 12/3/10 at 4:07 pm to deaconjones35
When I was 17 hunting on public land in n. louisiana, I decided to try to hunt "stealthy" sneaking through the woods and realized I forgot my deer grunt. I decided to try to imitate a grunt myself and sat down next to a pine thicket and started grunting. I knew it was horrible and this was a stupid idea. Problem was there was a hunter on the ground about 10 feet from me not wearing orange. He started waving at me and embarrassed as could be got up and hauled butt back to my truck.
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 12/3/10 at 4:24 pm to notanalt
quote:
"Pawpaw, what kind of shot do you shoot a dog with?"
My grandfather took my dad hunting with Gov Jimmy Davis one time. My dad fell asleep on his stand, my grandfather snuck up and took his lunch. GF and the Gov claimed a deer ate his lunch.
This post was edited on 12/3/10 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 12/3/10 at 4:42 pm to HeadSlash
This is my dad's story. I wasn't there for this one.
One night at deer camp, it's freezing cold. It's pitch dark outside, and my dad, grandad, and uncle are sitting in their camper. Well my granpaw has to go take a squirt. He leaves and comes back. My dad and uncle proceed to smell something nasty. They look down at my granpaws tennis shoes and he had stepped in a pile of crap. Not just any type of crap. My uncle had taken a hot dump about an hour earlier and my grandpaw stepped in my uncle's pile of dung. Had toilet paper and crap all over his shoes. He stepped right in the middle of the pile bc it was overflowing on both sides of his shoe.
One night at deer camp, it's freezing cold. It's pitch dark outside, and my dad, grandad, and uncle are sitting in their camper. Well my granpaw has to go take a squirt. He leaves and comes back. My dad and uncle proceed to smell something nasty. They look down at my granpaws tennis shoes and he had stepped in a pile of crap. Not just any type of crap. My uncle had taken a hot dump about an hour earlier and my grandpaw stepped in my uncle's pile of dung. Had toilet paper and crap all over his shoes. He stepped right in the middle of the pile bc it was overflowing on both sides of his shoe.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 9:35 pm to Barry Badrinath
God that is sick
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