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re: You can't do that in here? Arrested for gator tails in a restaurant

Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:59 pm to
It's the perfect utensil for the job

Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
8313 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:06 pm to
Sounds like the real problem here is that Goody's doesn't have a good bathroom for railing coke.

I hope this guy includes that in his Yelp review once he makes bail.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:09 pm to
huh?!

is that guy a DOOFUS?

or a DORK?!
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9936 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:28 pm to
White Christmas
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

Yeah this guy's peripherals were not functioning
He was focused on one thing...


quote:

I was just thinking about this time a friend of mine at Ole Miss (and poster here but I won't say who), laid out a line ON the bar in front of the bartender in Oxford at a very crowded place.

The bartender wiped it away with his towel and my buddy started arguing that he was being unfair and owed him money for that.

Yes, he was beyond drunk
pure genius
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:04 pm to
These are the consequence of every public restroom having those dumb motion-sensing self-flushing toilets. There's no porcelain shelf to snort blow off of when you're out and about on the town.

Technology has gone TOO FAR
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:08 pm to
Should of just dumped his coke in an afrin bottle.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:09 pm to
I think I know this dumb arse.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:20 pm to
I'm pretty sure that's Pilot Tiger... He LOVES Goody's
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34795 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:23 pm to
He should've told him it was Goody's Powders, and he was trying to get rid of a headache...
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