---Back in the locked bathroom in The Bulldog things were getting pretty steamy. For one, the light was off in the bathroom, so to the bystander it seemed locked. The lack of light made the action a little clumsy, but in turn more passionate for each action required overemphasis to get the point across. And of course the air vent and the light were on the same switch, hence the accumulating of literal steam.
---It might have been the lack of light that drove the entire act into silence, or just the familiarity with each other and all the restraint through the years was physical and it was now coming out, but nothing had to be said so very few words were exchanged.

---Maximus lead BBMcGee across the bathroom with kisses. The movement of his head dictated where BBMcGee would step backwards to. After about eight steps she stopped because she had nowhere else to go, Max took a baby step her direction to where he was really close to her. BBMcGee brushed her hair behind her ear and titled her head to the side for Maximus to work kisses in that way. He understood her movements and tightly wrapped an arm around her pulling her in even closer. With his free hand he opened the door to the stall they were up against. He was good at opening stall doors.
---He let the door push open from the pressure they were putting on it. He took his now free hand and rubbed her side up and down. Each successive stroke went higher and closer to her breast. Finally, Maximus made his move and cupped BBMcGee’s breast with his hand. BBMcGee reacted by kissing even more intensely as he did this. He lightly squeezed her breast and kissed her back to reciprocate the manner she was kissing him. They slowly drew each other backwards to the back of the stall.
---The back of BBMcGee’s knees eventually came into contact with the rim of the toilet and forced her to bend. She settled firmly onto the seat. This was the spot and the moment they both decided without saying a word. They each started to remove each other’s clothes.
---Max soon held both of her warm voluptuous supple bare breasts in each hand and twiddled her nipples with his thumbs. Prior to that he had found the mole on her left breast and pressed it like an “on” switch.
---He then spoke one of the few lines in the whole ordeal, “We’d be so perfect together. I mean like you have boobs, and I have a personality.”
---“You don’t say.” She said. She followed that with: “frick me silly.”
---It took some adjustment in that bathroom stall to find the right position needed for…well…the title of Part 2 of As Tiger Fans Sign On: An OT Soap Opera. But when they found it, it worked. It worked extremely well. Like really (foreshadowing).

---Grrrl did not want to stop at making out, and from the body language, neither did Greg. So while Maximus and BBMcGee did a dirty deed in the bathroom stall, for the second time, Grrrl and Greg made their way from first to second base, from second base to third (compliments of Greg (bag of pennies!)), and from third base to home for the run. This act, unlike the bathroom one, did not break any moral codes. It was very pure and natural. It just felt right and had the right timing. Grrrl knew this. This was something she never experienced in this way before.

---While the two exited the bathroom at The Bulldog after the deed was completed, Beefer was off in La-La Land looking at a spot on the floor asking, “Is that gum or is that something else?!”
---Meatloaf, though, now sober, spied out of the corner of her eye the two leaving the bathroom. It really didn’t occur to her how long both had been gone because she had been distracted, but now…now it made sense. “This is bad. Very very bad.” She said to herself.
---“I’m tired,” BBMcGee said approaching them. We should go. “I bumped into Maximus, and gave him my card to close me out.”
---“Yeah I bet” Meatloaf said under her breath.
---They grabbed Beefer and make their way to the parking lot. As they left The Bulldog, Grrrl and Greg returned to the parking lot arm in arm.
---“You go Grrrl!” BBMcGee shouted their way.
---Grrrl and Greg look a bit embarrassed like they were caught. They laughed it off and piled in Greg’s car to leave.
---Beefer said her goodbyes and left in her parent’s car. Maximus walked back home to his place a block away.

---Meatloaf drove BBMcGee back to BB’s place without saying a word to her until she dropped her off. “I’ll return your truck tomorrow when Terd and I get up in the morning.”

---Back at her home, Meatloaf signed onto Tigerdroppings and saw the thread Hulk had posted earlier. It seemed to turn into an IM Thread near the end. She saw one of the latest posts was from Maximus and said the following, which was addressed to the OP: “You are just jealous cause you can’t get none like I got tonight.”
---Out of disgust Meatloaf left her computer desk and climbed into bed with Terd. When she got in the bed, it squeaked under her weight and that caused Terd to wake up a bit.
---“How was the thing?” He mumbled.
---“Terd,” she said firmly, “we have to talk. Fart. Barf.”

---If you think shite’s about to hit the fan, wait for what happens in the not-so-epic conclusion on Valentine’s Day. Just a hint, this Valentine’s Day will be red for a different reason (foreshadowing).

(bloodshed if you didn’t catch that)

--Based on true events

*All events depicted in this story are purely fictional.

If you TL;DR this, you don’t get the point of this thread or the OT. Kthxbye.

Notes:
- Post to start off the turn is something to the order of “You get drunk chicks =/= game”
- Setting: Bar after big game
- Use over-the-top corny phrases between main characters.
- Write the “sex scene” legitimately = awkwardness and WTFness for the reader AND therefore hilarity
- If in the story BB is the object she makes herself to be on TD.com, then it’s fair game
- Both main girls get some
- “Greg’s” still a mystery
- Foreshadowing