With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters

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With Statues Gone, Pigeons Forced To Poop On Rioters

LINK - Babylon Bee



U.S.—With more and more statues across the country being pulled down, pigeons are being forced to redirect their payloads to different targets.


As soon as statues are pulled down, the pigeons turn toward the nearest available target: angry rioters.

"Yes! Down with racism--AHHHHH!!!!" screamed one rioter just after pulling down a statue of Christopher Columbus. The pigeons immediately turned on him, with a squadron of the birds divebombing him to unload hundreds of pounds worth of excrement. "Run!!!"

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