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re: Why you should be cremated...
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:23 pm to EA6B
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:23 pm to EA6B
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Don't worry, the over 8 million people that choose to live in one of the most interesting, and exciting cities on earth haven't really noticed you are not there.
not so great that multiple people don't feel compelled to defend it on an obscure message board halfway across the country
no need to get testy because everybody doesn't want to live in a hamster habitat
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:27 pm to gthog61
Cut me up for crawfish and crab bait. Pay back. It’s been real.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:28 pm to NATidefan
It's the civilized thing to do.


Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:31 pm to NATidefan
Flooding is why I refuse to be buried.
Cremate please
Cremate please
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:31 pm to Kentucker
I've decided to be cremated and to let everyone smoke my ashes...may as well put one last smile on their faces as I leave this mortal coil. 
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:32 pm to NATidefan
The wife and I will be cremated. Immediately sounds fine to me. I don't want to be on someone's mantle.
True story.
I have a cousin who is (ashes) on a shelf in his mother's garage. We fished together all through childhood. I have told my mother twenty times to get the ashes and I will spread them somewhere (a lake) he would love to be - not in some damned cardboard box in a garage because she "Just doesn't know what to do with him."
True story.
I have a cousin who is (ashes) on a shelf in his mother's garage. We fished together all through childhood. I have told my mother twenty times to get the ashes and I will spread them somewhere (a lake) he would love to be - not in some damned cardboard box in a garage because she "Just doesn't know what to do with him."
Posted on 2/2/18 at 7:34 pm to MeridianDog
Spreading Donnie’s ashes in the Big Lebowski. 
Posted on 2/2/18 at 8:30 pm to NATidefan
Burying my dead body in the ground in a fancy casket is completely unnecessary. A nice marker for remembrance serves a purpose but what's underground does not.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 8:36 pm to pilsnerpusher
John Prine is one of the GOATS
Posted on 2/2/18 at 9:06 pm to Breesus
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Im definitely buying the coffin where they plant a small tree seed on top of your body. Your body is then covered in nutrients and placed in a biodegradable coffin. Overtime the tree absorbs your body and you become one with mother earth, man.
That, or you get dug up by scavenging animals.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 9:09 pm to NATidefan
Rag had a live stream camera set up in his coffin. Was morbidly cool to watch the decomposition process.
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