re: Where’s the dam lunch thread?

Serving eviction notices again? Glad to have you back, Aspy.

Things are better with my dad, thanks for asking.

Now my marriage is on the rocks. Walking outside work now to get some air since crying at work is typically frowned upon.

Good idea, it's too cold to ride barefoot. Don't forget to turn on the heater for Kenneth before you leave.

Hey Aspy

Think I’m hitting up Ulta after work for some retail therapy. (I actually do need more mineral veil powder)

That's a geaux Tigers. What does Scotty have, a cute 2 year old filly for warmth?


08- Detachable boobs are a thing now? These kids nowadays, I tell you.

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2 blue M&M

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just had 1 red W

I didn't know he was a Tulane fan. My Cafe Bustelo is done. Now for a hot cup of coffee and a dash of Mocha.

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Now my marriage is on the rocks.

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Sorry Nurse. Get your feet back in the warm sand.

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Walking outside work now to get some air since crying at work is typically frowned upon.

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A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the nurse queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”

Nice edit.

I had that one all teed up and ready to go.

i stood up for you against owl.. i'll let you find the post