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re: What's The Dumbest Question You Ever Heard Someone Ask?

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Posted by willeaux
Member since Jan 2006
2955 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:44 pm to
Client: I do t understand why flood insurance is not required.

Me the agent: because that is the Mississippi River levee. If it gets you it gets everybody.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:45 pm to
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I know you don’t want attention but bleach your hair and talk about your butt a lot.



I really wish I could change my name to Juicy Booty Judy. I’m so jealous
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39929 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:45 pm to
Are you coming to the regional in Biloxi?

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:47 pm to
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Text me that.


I haven’t figured out how to text on this flip phone. Plus I don’t have your contact info
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39929 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:47 pm to
Or Squirty McOutdoorBoard
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:48 pm to
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Are you coming to the regional in Biloxi?



jesus why


we suck this year


worst team since I was there


I might have to start paying attention to womens sports
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

know you don’t want attention but bleach your hair and talk about your butt a lot.

I only talk about my hair


and bleach my butt
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39929 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:51 pm to
Just asking. If you were coming this way(coming, lol), I would take you fishing before the game.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:52 pm to
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Just asking. If you were coming this way(coming, lol), I would take you fishing before the game.



LINK
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:53 pm to
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and bleach my butt



Omg, meeee tooooo!!

Oh and I’m sexy af.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39929 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:54 pm to
My SO doesn’t understand why I am on this board 16 hours a day and post laughing emotes all day.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:55 pm to
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And I even fricked every OB poster!?!?

I once made out with a Finance board poster


got some great tax advice
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:58 pm to
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I once made out with a Finance board poster




I’m super jealous?

Can can you shoot a coyote at 100 yards while saluting your micro peen?



That’s a special kind of talent.



This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:58 pm to
my micro peen salutes itself
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:59 pm to
Hahahaha you’re not the only one who does it. Go to the VA, they’ll refill your crazy pills and viagra.
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:59 pm to
Headed towards the airport once and my wife saw 3 planes in the air coming to land. She asked me “How do they just stay still up there?”

I had to explain that they were coming towards us and moving forward and not just suspended in air.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:00 pm to
do I need crazy pills ?


Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39929 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:00 pm to
She’s still angry her husband left her for another broad.





Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:01 pm to
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do I need crazy pills ?


Nah, but if and when you come on here lying about money, killing others and being a hero, then you might want to see about yourself.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 10:03 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:02 pm to
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Nah, but if and when you come on here and brag about lying money, killing others and being a hero, then you might want to see about yourself.
ginger kitty is one crazy kunt
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