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re: What was the best one liners your high school coaches used?
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:18 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:18 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
The annual floater/sinker speech to kick off spring practice. In a strong southern accent, “Boys, there are two kinds of shits. There are floaters, and there are sinkers... Sinkers work hard to get to the bottom of the toilet... Floaters don’t do shite, but float, and stink up the whole damned bathroom.... We want sinkers on this team... We don’t want floaters stinkin’ up the god damned field.”
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 2:23 am
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Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:37 am to TigerinKorea
FB Coach working with O-line, "Damn it, I said 6 inches, I know a lot of you wish that was 6 inches but its not"
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:52 am to KirkLazarus
Coach Milton Broussard when the OL wasn’t blocking well
‘Boys y’all look like a screen door on a submarine!’
He also liked to say
‘You’re running around out here like a blind dog in a meat house!’
He was a great coach and a fine man. Had been coaching for 45 years or so when he came to RHS.
‘Boys y’all look like a screen door on a submarine!’
He also liked to say
‘You’re running around out here like a blind dog in a meat house!’
He was a great coach and a fine man. Had been coaching for 45 years or so when he came to RHS.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:02 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
Basketball Coach when you had a pass intercepted.
"It's a Spalding,not a javelin."
"It's a Spalding,not a javelin."
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:06 am to FlatTownDawgTiger
“Son you are like a pair of panties, always gettin in the way.”
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:16 am to 19557LSU
In high school when a guy dropped the ball during an oklahoma drill, "Son, it is better to die at birth than to fumble the football."
In junior high, we were getting destroyed in one game. The guys on the other team were giants. Some of them had facial hair, and obviously had failed a couple of grades. Our quarterback was getting so beat up, that at one point, he was crying too hard to even call the play in the huddle. The coach called a timeout and asked the QB, "If you had to could you still take a s**t? Yes. Okay then, you're fine." and sent him back in.
In junior high, we were getting destroyed in one game. The guys on the other team were giants. Some of them had facial hair, and obviously had failed a couple of grades. Our quarterback was getting so beat up, that at one point, he was crying too hard to even call the play in the huddle. The coach called a timeout and asked the QB, "If you had to could you still take a s**t? Yes. Okay then, you're fine." and sent him back in.
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