re: What nationality do Americans vibe with the most?

Our lowly provincial neighbors to the north. The curling people. We call them Canada. I went to their capital city once, it’s called Canada City and it’s just like being in America but more polite and with better diction. Their national delicacy is called Poutine and some dude named Tim Horton sells it all over the country. Also I think their national government calls on Minnesota if there are any national security issues. Also they pronounce the letter Z “ zed” and they have very punchable faces.