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re: What is the most over the top youth sports story you've seen
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:08 pm to burger bearcat
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:08 pm to burger bearcat
Imagine how bad your life must be that you are so emotionally charged at a 9yr old baseball game that you get kicked out.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:09 pm to LSUFanHouston
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In most 10 year old leagues, the srrike zone is the eyes to the toes and 6 inches off the plate.
Otherwise, games would never get out of the first inning.
Don't tell that to my granny lol. she was dead serious when it came to sports. She paid me 10 bucks for home runs.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:19 pm to burger bearcat
This one isn’t crazy just pretty funny
Was watching my kid’s 10-11 year old Football team (full pads football) practice and one kid was complaining and whining quite a bit. The coach told him that if he wanted to cry and complain to go find his momma and do that to her instead.
The kid actually went and found his mom.
When she came up to ask what was going on, the coach said “this is big boy football. I don’t have time for babies who can’t control themselves. If you don’t agree, go home.”
The mom took that kid to the parking lot and proceeded to spank his arse pretty hard and made him come back to practice crying and apologize for being a baby in front of the whole team.
It was funny and wholesome all at the same time.
Was watching my kid’s 10-11 year old Football team (full pads football) practice and one kid was complaining and whining quite a bit. The coach told him that if he wanted to cry and complain to go find his momma and do that to her instead.
The kid actually went and found his mom.
When she came up to ask what was going on, the coach said “this is big boy football. I don’t have time for babies who can’t control themselves. If you don’t agree, go home.”
The mom took that kid to the parking lot and proceeded to spank his arse pretty hard and made him come back to practice crying and apologize for being a baby in front of the whole team.
It was funny and wholesome all at the same time.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:22 pm to burger bearcat
We were playing in a tournament down in Lafayette dealing with a whole helpin' of home cooking. It was ridiculous. Anyways, one of our parents got red carded. Ref asked his name and he told him Clark Griswald. A parent from the other team had no sense of humor, or any appreciation for iconic comedic cinema. A brawl soon ensued, featuring parents, coaches, and players. It was awesome. Needless to say we were never invited back to Lafayette. We did end up beating them in state in Baton Rouge the next year on penalties in the final.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger
What did the operator do wrong?
Posted on 10/4/24 at 5:57 pm to Paul Allen
Bizarre melt considering this is like the first time i’ve ever partaken in the travel ball name meme.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 6:20 pm to TheRouxGuru
quote:im with you but it’s very hard to ignore how severely prevalent those exact names are in sports and travel teams right now.
How about some originality?? y’all make fun of travel ball names for being repeated over and over but you do the same thing with the lame, corny jokes. And no, my child’s name is not jaxxxxxon
Posted on 10/4/24 at 6:43 pm to Nephropidae
A friend of mine umped for years, from little league to high school.
He said he had a preachers wife call him a SOB, he told her his mother may have raised a heathen but she didn't raise a SOB. He told the coach he had one minute to get her out of the park.
He said he had a preachers wife call him a SOB, he told her his mother may have raised a heathen but she didn't raise a SOB. He told the coach he had one minute to get her out of the park.
Posted on 10/4/24 at 6:53 pm to Paul Allen
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I highly doubt that you would say this to S’s face.
Does S make you swallow his load or shoots on your face?
Posted on 10/4/24 at 8:23 pm to burger bearcat
Ruston HS had a long standing unwritten policy of letting the head ball coach keep the vending machine revenue as an under the table coaching supplement. New coach comes in, pisses off sone of the parents/boosters, so they accuse him of embezzlement and force him to resign.
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