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Virginia Dept of Corrections issues all points bulletin for Cletorious Aretha Fry

Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:42 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28284 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:42 pm



Virginia Department of Corrections
Facebook link for Virginia Dept of Corrections

"Fugitive File: Cletorious Aretha Fry, age 34, is wanted for violating the terms and conditions of her supervised probation. She removed her ankle bracelet and her whereabouts are unknown. Her last known address is 163 Chancellor St. Apartment 5, Charlottesville, VA."

She is considered wet, warm, and dangerous!
Posted by ct4lsu
BR
Member since Jan 2008
1176 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:42 pm to
Again
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28284 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:43 pm to
She escapes quite often.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89785 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:43 pm to
I hooked up with a woman who could have used an APB for Cletorious too. She was quite heavy.
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 6:45 pm to
I thought I’d be clever and post the German word for Clitoris. When I looked it up, this is the sentence they use in the translation dictionary:

Und ich sagte: "Warum stimuliert ihr nicht einfach die Klitoris des Schweins?

Which translates to: And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig?”

WTF
This post was edited on 1/18/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43321 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 7:50 pm to
This bitch escaped again? Did they look in the hood?
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 8:26 pm to
That halfway house is right in the middle of Greek row at UVA.

Always seemed strange to me.
Posted by WM88
West Monroe
Member since Aug 2004
1860 posts
Posted on 1/18/19 at 9:01 pm to
What were you googling when you found this?
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