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Vasectomies peak during March Madness

Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:48 am
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8041 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:48 am
MERIDIAN - March Madness is underway and a new study shows there is actually a loss, to the tune of $2 billion, in productivity in the workplace. However, one type of business welcomes this time of year to boost revenue. Many urologists see a double digit increase in the amount of men coming in to get a vasectomy. It is a quick procedure that keeps men off of their feet and on the couch for a couple of days.

"Year to year we have about a 25 to 50 percent increase in the number of vasectomies we do around March and April," Dr. Waldmann said.

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Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:50 am to
That's because no one wants their Spring Showers to bring little shite flowers.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89374 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:50 am to
Seems kind of unnecessary with apps that let you watch all the games live on your phone.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:29 am to
college basketball is a shitty prduct. why the hell would someone literally cut their nuts to watch it.
Posted by tiger520
Member since Aug 2014
310 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:32 am to
The season is shite, the tournament is a blast.
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:41 am to
quote:

college basketball is a shitty prduct. why the hell would someone literally cut their nuts to watch i

You're like so edgy and cool man. I bet you're really fun to hang out with.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:47 am to
Vasectomy=beta move
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:54 am to
My wife used to work at a Urology Clinic as Clinic Director and they had an annual "March Madness Sale" because men like to be laid up in bed when they have tons of basketball to watch.

They'd give major discounts and their schedule was ridiculously full for a couple weeks.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:59 am to
Well shite. I was going to get a vasectomy soon, but now I'm self-conscious. I don't want people thinking I like basketball.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 10:00 am
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