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Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

i invited this guy out to a maroon 5 concert last night and he wouldnt even sleep with me after


He drive a killdozer?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:08 pm to
My stupid August Smart Lock doesn't always sense my phone right away, causing me to have to wait at the door for a whole 3 seconds before it unlocks
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:09 pm to
Low water pressure at the house this morning so it took an extra 30 seconds to fill my Yeti with filtered water.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:10 pm to
*the guy i went to the maroon 5 concert with said he was going to pick me up in a porsche, but we ended up taking an uber instead. may it easier to not worry about parking, but he has been talking about that porsche for some time.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98740 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:40 pm to
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forgot to set timer on coffee maker last night, had to turn it on manually this morning and wait for it to brew


Sheesh. Your day is ruined baw!
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8197 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:42 pm to
My Jag XJL Portfolio has an expired brake tag, and the brake tag place is so close that the drive there wouldn’t be long enough to enjoy a heated back massage from my seats.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 1:05 pm to
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my Merc


Mercury. I wouldn’t call that first world
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 1:08 pm to
I have so much food in my kitchen fridge that I had to put beer in my garage fridge. I have to walk out in to the hot garage to grab a beer
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 5:11 pm to
I am watching and listening to the emerald waves meeting the bright white sand from my balcony on the edge of paradise, and witnessed a little bastard kicking over my sand castle.

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