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re: Toilet seat tells you how much weight you've lost after taking a dump

Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96252 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:25 pm to
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How many of us have weighed before and after, trying to figure it out?


It varies with me. I think my PR was about a pound and change.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96252 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:27 pm to
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What is the world record? Does Guiness have it?


I think Randy Marsh and Bono trade that record back and forth.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:27 pm to
At times, it felt like I lost 5-lbs

most likely was just a pound + - an ounce or so
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34783 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:30 pm to
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If someone loses 47 pounds from taking a dump....there is something seriously wrong.


You've obviously never prepped for a colonoscopy before...
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:30 pm to
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Popeyes Buffet


Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17183 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:35 pm to
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What is the world record? Does Guiness have it?


No. The world authority on this is actually the European Fecal Standards and Measures, headquartered in Zurich, Switzerland. At one time, the official world record was 8.6 courics back when it was held by Bono.

Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton may soon break the world record though.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8319 posts
Posted on 3/4/16 at 2:37 pm to
Not going to lie, as corny as this is, it's equally genius.

I want one.
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